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Full Moon December 2, 2009 in Gemini: Your karma is at stake! Your seductive prowess is unleashed and has escaped the coy department. No, you are not under arrest but the karma police have hired a detective guru to keep their closest peeper-peeps on you. Be aware that your responses to what you have perceived may not be particularly emotional or sympathetic, as it has been tricky for you to mix or integrate your logic and your feeling. This just in… the good news is that you will never ever be overweight for too long as nervous energy burns the necessary calories to expel the unnecessary toxins.

New Moon December 16, 2009 in Sagittarius: They may say you’re a dreamer, and they’re correct! You live for the sake of adventure, romance, and stimulation. The new moon will inspire you to look deep inside yourself and you may spend a good part just daydreaming, but it works either way. This monk type hermit time will allow you to be creative and truly aide your decision to be the person you want to be. Your challenge in this will be to control your dramatic inclinations in all your actions, which will make for an Oscar or acting award someday, but not today. Be more aware of your breath, grounded in your thoughts, serene in your heart, and use the above formula with your body language energy to effectively and clearly communicate. I will warn you – what may come up in your sexiness is bluntness as you are no good at lying to people.

Full Moon December 31, 2009 in Cancer: The Blue Moon will bring out your inner sensitive Virgs, yet outwardly you appear cool as an ice pick. The holidays have brought out your fabulous sense of values and YOU may also form close attachments to those people who are near you at this time. Don’t be shy to be shy – there are those around you who don’t know you so well, for you are learning to break out of your shell as your inner Virgie is a little more reserved and perhaps a bit timid. You are usually unusually attached to traditions and convention, but I see you being a more rocking-raucous version of your self. This is a trend that will follow you like Dorothy followed the yellow bricks on to 2010! P.S Santa Claus is coming to town with your crown!

Mercury Retrograde December 26, 2009 – Jan 15, 2010: There will be many unexpected delays and frustrations in communications; I wouldn’t sign any contracts, as there will be setbacks. It is not the primetime to make critical decisions that throw your life’s path into a maze needing to waste essential life S.O.S.’s. Use this holiday time for sincere reflection of your self, your subconscious thoughts and the way you think about things. . . No need for a big red nose ‘cuz Mercury is around for the New Year.

Quote of the month: “Constipated People Don’t Give A Sh*t…”

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Tarot card of the month: MAGICIAN