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Hello again my friend…I see you followed my guidance last month, yes? Let’s see, that means you did somersaults and back flips so you’d remember that you weren’t the only one living on this plane of existence. Good girl/boy!

This month’s challenge should be a cinch compared to last – you don’t have the novelty or choice of being passive nor aggressive or passive/aggressive/compulsive/destructive. How about try… NONE OF THE ABOVE. The goal for October is to tackle it all head on, minus the usual bullhorns up the butt approach. Be gentle dolphin heart, you won’t be able to appear “cool” this month even if you try. Know your audience per se, I have a strong feeling you will get crowds of tear jerkees. In fact, I wish I could be a fly in the auditorium wall for the Full Moon in eclectic Aries on October 4th.

Try not to be too impulsive the days that follow October 14th – Mars is in control and many other signs will not be able to keep up with your libido. The new moon on October 18th is like a happy meal for you that day – instead of a ridiculously unusable plastic toy treat, you may have the real deal. YES, I am talking ‘bout that good ol’ thing called amoré… Love… The Mmmm, the yummy kind that brings goose bumping butterfly heart whispers you frequently desire.

Quote of the month: Pigs fib, don’t be a fig.

Suggested Halloween costume: Children’s costume (the package including the poorly made plastic mask you can barely breathe in from Target)

Good karma deed of the month: Tell a friend about: http://psychicslut.com

Tarot card of the month: THE CHARIOT