New moon in Taurus May 13: Great time for creating new relationships, attract and open up for your soul mate, remove blockage from past relationships initiates new beginnings, any artistic/ creative endeavors, manifestation, birth, and rebirth. This period is wonderful for cleansing your energy of patterns, good time for love, romance, revived health & a new career. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

Full Moon in Sagittarius May 27th: Great time for closure, aid, rekindling romance, reenergizing and healing marriage, relationship & career, generates a wish for completion & clarity of a situation, relationship, or project. This period is about consistency – being ready to take action, the creation of change, and is beneficial for: love, relationships, legal matters, releasing old patterns, healing, money, dreams & subconscious work. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

New moon in Aries April 14th: Great time for creating new relationships, attract and open up for your soul mate, remove blockage from past relationships initiates new beginnings, any artistic/ creative endeavors, manifestation, birth, and rebirth. This period is wonderful for cleansing your energy of patterns, good time for love, romance, revived health & a new career. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

Full Moon in Scorpio April 28th: Great time for closure, aid, rekindling romance, reenergizing and healing marriage, relationship & career, generates a wish for completion & clarity of a situation, relationship, or project. This period is about consistency – being ready to take action, the creation of change, and is beneficial for: love, relationships, legal matters, releasing old patterns, healing, money, dreams & subconscious work. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

New moon in Pisces March 15th: Great time for creating new relationships, attract and open up for your soul mate, remove blockage from past relationships initiates new beginnings, any artistic/ creative endeavors, manifestation, birth, and rebirth. This period is wonderful for cleansing your energy of patterns, good time for love, romance, revived health & a new career.

Full Moon in Libra March 29th: Great time for closure, aid, rekindling romance, reenergizing and healing marriage, relationship & career, generates a wish for completion & clarity of a situation, relationship, or project. This period is about consistency – being ready to take action, the creation of change, and is beneficial for: love, relationships, legal matters, releasing old patterns, healing, money, dreams & subconscious work.

New Scopes up soon!

Full Moon December 2, 2009 in Gemini: Hey cutie, November brought up some hard core issues on the surface and served you with enough lunch, breakfast and dinner to feed a small village in Slovenia. Usually you are very good at knowing how to sell yourself in a wide range of projects and causes. You rarely exercise caution or care, never one to shy away from taking a risk, but there is major change on the horizon my dears. Things will work out, so don’t worry.  You want to get to the top and I get that but this is a lesson of having faith in yourself, and your gorgeous spirit.

New Moon December 16, 2009 in Sagittarius: An explosive part of your personality will trigger and rapid fire. You’re quick to play your hunches and your nervous energy is so high you might be in for an amusing part of social conflict. You expect a lot from your peers and you think in long term goals, yes you mingle with people who are pessimistic, so what do you expect? Focus on yourself to make sure you’re living up to your potential; I know you care but others are not on the same page at this time. You see things in abstract ideals expecting others to likewise conform to your standards. There is much indication of hot passionate romance in this placement and things get steamy for the good and the not so.

Full Moon December 31, 2009 in Cancer: Blue Moon brings out your dreamer and visionary sides. A new sense of intuitive foresight guides you and may ignite an emotional awareness in business; you can actually sense the public trend or interests. A new business adventure brings optimism and enthusiastic nature vitalizes your feelings and emotions, and stimulates your actions, indicating an attempt to reach too high or strive for too much recognition. Just remember that you succeed most easily when you combine your intuitive skills and develop a habit of steady concentration. And tell Hanukah Harry I say L’Chaim!

Mercury Retrograde December 26, 2009 – Jan 15, 2010: There will be many unexpected delays and frustrations in communications; I wouldn’t sign any contracts, as there will be setbacks. It is not the primetime to make critical decisions that throw your life’s path into a maze needing to waste essential life S.O.S.’s. Use this holiday time for sincere reflection of your self, your subconscious thoughts and the way you think about things. . . No need for a big red nose ‘cuz Mercury is around for the New Year.

Quote of the month: “There is no shortcut to anywhere worth going”

Read your rising sign whorescope as well as your sun sign, if you don’t know your rising sign check it out here

Tarot card of the month: WHEEL OF FORTUNE

Oooh! You’re in the mood for love!  Your ‘old school’ romantic self woke up from its nappy nap and is now ready for a swim in the deepest ocean of cuddles. Expect to feel extra loyal and devoted for most of November.

November 2 during the Full Moon in Taurus you may have a little too much faith in particular people.  Bring back a bit of that lost questioning nature, your instincts are sound and you intrinsically know the truth, just fight for it as we need you in this stormy end of an age and moving into a loving age for ALL, Aquarius.  Most of the time, people respond to you as you had hoped and expected they would which is nice, just don’t get too cozy as things are not as they seem.  Bring the passion tiger-cuddles, eventually you will be on cloud nine and you don’t want anyone pooping up your air balloon ride when it comes your way.  I assure you it will come, so don’t really let it get you down if anyone is being ugly or unkind.  Always remember, criticism is usually the criticizer’s insecurity in themselves, but when it is valid, you must use it for the greatest growth you can achieve love.  It still may be harder to handle this week but I have faith you will come out of this eh okay.

As the New Moon in Scorpio on November 16^th comes around you will know what you want and you know exactly how to get “it”. Set your mind to it and you will be the last standing in a throw-down, but do debate rather than violate since we are all ONE n the grand scheme.  It doesn’t hurt that you have a built in optimism and determination-vending machine; a combo any opponent will succumb to.  Your subtle, clever, strategic mind can be touch one to beat a foe in any arena of life, even if you avoid conflict to succeed.

Use your emotional and spiritual energy wisely Saggie, don’t forget to get out into nature, hug a tree and express your gratitude for the oxygen it provides for you daily.  I guess it wouldn’t hurt if you would take into consideration the opinions of a well-trusted male this month as you’re due for a heart to heart.  The masculine energy is wonderful for guidance on emotional control (right ladies?!) as your reactions may be a bit left field November 22^nd to the 26^th. Be sure to also read your rising sign as well as your sun sign, if you don’t know your rising sign check it out here

Quote of the month: Don’t feel so bad, I once almost had a psychic boyfriend but he left me before we met.

Tarot card of the month: EIGHT OF CUPS

So glad you’re back Sag… Thought I might have upset you last month, but it’s a good thing you have a sense of humor always “at” your sleeve, huh?! Okay, so I noticed you started a habit you quit after the age of 4… Ummm STOP throwing the noodles against the wall spaghetti-head – you’re officially done cooking and ready to share yourself with the WORLD. ← Hope the all-caps didn’t intimidate yah.

Open sesame for that extra cute hot little someone you’ve been wanting to go out on the town with. No more being passive or aggressive Mr. Missy, just do it already, pornstar. The Full Moon in Aries on October 4th will do the trick – all that extra fire lit under your butt, you may not even have a choice in the matter ☺

With the new moon October 18th you will be overjoyed to create balance in your home. Work will finally progress with projects lost in the snail mail of life, they have been fed-ex’d back to sender and you finally have the materials needed to proceed! Good luck, you really deserve this big break Saggie, xoxoxoxoxo!

Quote of the month: Might be time you start meditating like you always said you would… it’s now or never, clever beaver!

Suggested Halloween costume: Care Bear (preferably Cheer Bear)

Good karma deed of the month: Tell a friend about: http://psychicslut.com

Tarot card of the month: ACE OF CUPS

Dear Sag-a-tarian,
You are malice a forté right now & this toxic sanctuary of yours is contributing to the demise of humanity’s integrity. Your glamour has faded & all the people you’ve had enraptured in your faux-intimate sense of charisma are moving away. If you don’t move against yourself immediately, you will spend the rest of your life playing catch-up with evolution… & still be a million years behind. The name of the game is evolve, not change Sag, simple, not easy.

Now that we’re clear we can move on to more a more lighthearted matter. You are a genius businessman/woman through and thru! Take the time this month to share the wealth, as abundance is ALL YOURS. Love is your best friend, whether it is your lover, spouse, doggie dog or BFF. Don’t be ashamed that you aren’t a teenager and you LOVE Miley Cyrus, everyone’s got a closet celeb admirer… (ya sure, if that’s what you need to think to get through the day, okay)

Clean off the pee you left on the toilet seat, you will thank you me later. You’re welcome!