New moon in Taurus May 13: Great time for creating new relationships, attract and open up for your soul mate, remove blockage from past relationships initiates new beginnings, any artistic/ creative endeavors, manifestation, birth, and rebirth. This period is wonderful for cleansing your energy of patterns, good time for love, romance, revived health & a new career. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

Full Moon in Sagittarius May 27th: Great time for closure, aid, rekindling romance, reenergizing and healing marriage, relationship & career, generates a wish for completion & clarity of a situation, relationship, or project. This period is about consistency – being ready to take action, the creation of change, and is beneficial for: love, relationships, legal matters, releasing old patterns, healing, money, dreams & subconscious work. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

New moon in Aries April 14th: Great time for creating new relationships, attract and open up for your soul mate, remove blockage from past relationships initiates new beginnings, any artistic/ creative endeavors, manifestation, birth, and rebirth. This period is wonderful for cleansing your energy of patterns, good time for love, romance, revived health & a new career. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

Full Moon in Scorpio April 28th: Great time for closure, aid, rekindling romance, reenergizing and healing marriage, relationship & career, generates a wish for completion & clarity of a situation, relationship, or project. This period is about consistency – being ready to take action, the creation of change, and is beneficial for: love, relationships, legal matters, releasing old patterns, healing, money, dreams & subconscious work. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

New moon in Pisces March 15th: Great time for creating new relationships, attract and open up for your soul mate, remove blockage from past relationships initiates new beginnings, any artistic/ creative endeavors, manifestation, birth, and rebirth. This period is wonderful for cleansing your energy of patterns, good time for love, romance, revived health & a new career.

Full Moon in Libra March 29th: Great time for closure, aid, rekindling romance, reenergizing and healing marriage, relationship & career, generates a wish for completion & clarity of a situation, relationship, or project. This period is about consistency – being ready to take action, the creation of change, and is beneficial for: love, relationships, legal matters, releasing old patterns, healing, money, dreams & subconscious work.

New Scopes up soon!

Full Moon December 2, 2009 in Gemini: You’re not exactly in love and believe a Gemini moon is your soul mate but you handle this difficult complicated and bipolar event quite well. Thanks to you, the rest of the zodiac has someone to stand up to the “all mighty” Jekyll and Hide. Your mind is intuitive, rather than your usual profounding confounding self-imposed think-tank. Your public life will absolutely link you in with people of influence during this time, so get your projects ready Freddie!!! Your ideas will be delivered on a gold plated platform of magic and they will know now that you are a very interesting conversationalist. You will love this holiday season as your true social self loves to entertain, whine, dine, and enshrine. Your guests will be interesting people who stimulate YOU for a change and you will not have to be the one who changes the subject during an awkward moment with the weirdo that’s sitting to your right.

New Moon December 16, 2009 in Sagittarius: Time for travel, adventure and pre-true Blue Moon thrills as you find the mountain to climb or stone to turn, and life seems a never ending chain of games to win and avenues to explore. Your spirit is a bit restless, yet positive and mind matrix alert. This just in… in a series of small fires, having a fellow fire sign in the moon will be a challenge to harness your burning emotional nature and direct the flames to a more constructive purpose. You give the Energizer Bunny a run for its money, others will call you Mrs. or Mr. Dash as your spicy ways charm them with your enthusiasm. Try your best to not let pettiness infuriate you because not everyone is as independent and happy as you are. Give them time and space to find that for themselves… Do it for the elves!

Full Moon December 31, 2009 in Cancer: The Blue Moon will integrate your personality as watery Cancer makes you in the mood for love and being in the spotlight. Your natural warmth and sympathetic ways will come for a skinny-dip in the lake of life and people will be attracted to you because of this. Friends will feel freefalling confidence to trust in you because you are so extra-dependably loyal with this moon’s elemental balance.

Mercury Retrograde December 26, 2009 – Jan 15, 2010: There will be many unexpected delays and frustrations in communications; I wouldn’t sign any contracts, as there will be setbacks. It is not the primetime to make critical decisions that throw your life’s path into a maze needing to waste essential life S.O.S.’s. Use this holiday time for sincere reflection of your self, your subconscious thoughts and the way you think about things. . . No need for a big red nose ‘cuz Mercury is around for the New Year.

Quote of the month: “Enjoy your light body interceptors.”

Read your rising sign whorescope as well as your sun sign, if you don’t know your rising sign check it out here

Tarot card of the month: THE CHARIOT

November 2nd Full Moon in Taurus: Your personality will be barbarically fierce for the good OR bad. You will have the capacity to see things with a bird’s eye view with a good deal of foresight too, boo.  No one will wonder where you stand on an issue as your inner lawyer has risen from the dead.  A possible error in judgment, thank goodness for your unconditional empathy for you naturally regroup to your innate diplomacy. You will benefit by holding your tongue with your thumb and index finger for the sake of bewildering others with your utterly honest mouthpiece. You mean well Leo, you are an earnest lion that may need to take a crack at becoming a tadpole more detached so you can see yourself a peanut size more objectively. No worries, this is just a phase as you are going through a massive transformation just like your ruler, the sun!

November 16 – New Moon in Scorpio; Oh my goodness Lioness!! Your Passion and temper have to be controlled and directed for you to achieve your goals and keep a tight lid on your volcanic eruptions. During this time, because of your mental depth, your true desires and happiness may depend on maintaining full control over your lava hot emotion. It’ll be one of those days all week. Pretty please direct your energies towards the land of the unicorns, thanks.

November 21^st onward, your natural magnetism is your automatic parking permit that allows you to be that natural leader, very confidently I might add.  In work you are boisterously alert as you act in a lickety-split moment and without ANY hesitation.  You are determined and you follow your dreams, except the one where you’re at school all naked or in your underwear. Be sure to also read your rising sign as well as your sun sign, if you don’t know your rising sign check it out here http://www.clubmojan.com/astrology-reports

Quote of the month: Next person you see (stranger included) say to them : “Pull my finger”

Tarot card of the month: 5 OF SWORDS

Let’s face it, as good as wonder bread is, the truth is, it’s the jelly that always make the toast tastiest, right? Take your girl / guy by the hand so they understand how much their jelly means to you. This could be the answer to getting you back on those magic carpet love tracks, again!

Energies of the Aries full moon October 4th: Work may be up in the air a few days after your inspired hallucination (that was very real) is realized. Your impatience levels will rise this month as you’re ready to make it all happen at once, count your blessings and take your vitamins because you are about to embark on a new journey in life Leo!

You have ideas, you have visions, you have goals, you even have hot coals. Use everything you got because the new moon for October 18th will bring a surprise guest (old friend or a blast from the past) to your picture. Imagine the universe playing “The Price is Right” for a moment, hear them say “____ ____ come on downnn” and see why they are back in your precious life, once again.

Quote of the month: Kill a donkey save a pigeon. Just kidding, quite the opposite. Before you eat your next slice/slab of meat, thank the spirit of the animal for giving up its precious life for you.

Suggested Halloween costume: A Smurf (Papa for male, Smurfette for the ladies)

Good karma deed of the month: Tell a friend about: http://psychicslut.com

Tarot card of the month: STRENGTH

Leo Whorescope for September 2009

You don’t mind playing the villain when a situation calls for it. But you’ve been either letting or taking the role too far; you’ve become a martyr for sadistic warfare waged by psychic vampires. You are awakening from their spells, but a haze is lingering. There is temptation to do harm even in your thoughts, so you must proceed with caution. Leave the delusions to the weak-minded vamps and tramps that need crutches to breathe.

You are so strong, who wouldn’t want to drain you? Remember to project your strengths and weaknesses from the outer and inner demons. There’s no benefit to inciting the next apocalypse.

Be on the lookout as you may have an intriguing new partner (work or play) in the third week of September. Your confidence is sexy, Lion heart.

Be sure to offer someone a napkin when they spill a bowl of good ol’ borsht all over the place, you may save them from a smelly night ahead.