New moon in Taurus May 13: Great time for creating new relationships, attract and open up for your soul mate, remove blockage from past relationships initiates new beginnings, any artistic/ creative endeavors, manifestation, birth, and rebirth. This period is wonderful for cleansing your energy of patterns, good time for love, romance, revived health & a new career. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

Full Moon in Sagittarius May 27th: Great time for closure, aid, rekindling romance, reenergizing and healing marriage, relationship & career, generates a wish for completion & clarity of a situation, relationship, or project. This period is about consistency – being ready to take action, the creation of change, and is beneficial for: love, relationships, legal matters, releasing old patterns, healing, money, dreams & subconscious work. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

New moon in Aries April 14th: Great time for creating new relationships, attract and open up for your soul mate, remove blockage from past relationships initiates new beginnings, any artistic/ creative endeavors, manifestation, birth, and rebirth. This period is wonderful for cleansing your energy of patterns, good time for love, romance, revived health & a new career. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

Full Moon in Scorpio April 28th: Great time for closure, aid, rekindling romance, reenergizing and healing marriage, relationship & career, generates a wish for completion & clarity of a situation, relationship, or project. This period is about consistency – being ready to take action, the creation of change, and is beneficial for: love, relationships, legal matters, releasing old patterns, healing, money, dreams & subconscious work. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

New moon in Pisces March 15th: Great time for creating new relationships, attract and open up for your soul mate, remove blockage from past relationships initiates new beginnings, any artistic/ creative endeavors, manifestation, birth, and rebirth. This period is wonderful for cleansing your energy of patterns, good time for love, romance, revived health & a new career.

Full Moon in Libra March 29th: Great time for closure, aid, rekindling romance, reenergizing and healing marriage, relationship & career, generates a wish for completion & clarity of a situation, relationship, or project. This period is about consistency – being ready to take action, the creation of change, and is beneficial for: love, relationships, legal matters, releasing old patterns, healing, money, dreams & subconscious work.

New Scopes up soon!

Full Moon December 2, 2009 in Gemini: The spirits of famous deceased Gemmies will come back to play (John F. Kennedy & Marilyn Monroe) – they are a part of the master plan and will use their Gemini powers very wisely and precisely, creating high voltage electricity. Not steady smooth electricity, but rather static charges bouncing from one place to another, constantly active. Take a life long vacation from idle icon worshipping of the golden calf, your power is sacred and you are giving it away faster than an all you-can-eat buffet. Break free of the illusions society has set forth in all forms of curriculums, particularly the instant-gratification nation. You are addicted to looking at anything, everything and everyone but yourself. Looking in the mirror-mirror on the wall should be liberating, not the question of whose the fairest of them all. Your reflection is beautiful, so open for your mind to your inner beauty and unmask yourself from the ideals set by the media’s sub-standard ideology of self.

New Moon December 16, 2009 in Sagittarius: This is a sublime time for you because your uncontrollable personality is super-charged with the desire for intellectual freedom, travel, adventure, and your Never-Ending story. You are frank, honest, restless, and quite open to break on through to the other side as Jim Morrison would advise you. You are the type that knows a little bit about many things and you’re sure to have an opinion about any subject that comes up. Oddly enough, though your knowledge tends to be rather superficial, your quick wit and gift for oratory makes you a master-debater to be reckoned with. Your droll personality, quicksilverness of mind, and facility of thought will take you to far, far away new dimensions you never knew existed. Being social is highlighted with pinkie-swear pinkness as your unconventional conversation skills are admired and digested, so be true to you Boo.

Full Moon December 31, 2009 in Cancer: The magical Blue Moon will bring forth your high-tide and high-wire walker emotional nature. Your mind is filled with extra curricular stimuli and fascinations; you will be on the lookout for experiences, romance and revolutionary ideas to store for winter’s incubation. Keeping your mind focused is the skeleton-key to controlling an ever-present problem with nervous tension. But when you dwell on personal issues and petty problems, you may find yourself becoming progressively more subject to tension-towers of daytime soapy-soap drama. You tap into your personal matrix and life purpose at this time, as you are required to attain peace, quiet, and stability in your life. Unfortunately, domestic stability doesn’t come effortlessly for you unless you can stop thinking with your Emo-tions. Just because you sometimes know what is going on in the minds of others and you have little difficulty predicting their actions doesn’t mean you are always accurate. Jingle all the way to your noblest Noel!

Mercury Retrograde December 26, 2009 – Jan 15, 2010: There will be many unexpected delays and frustrations in communications; I wouldn’t sign any contracts, as there will be setbacks. It is not the primetime to make critical decisions that throw your life’s path into a maze needing to waste essential life S.O.S.’s. Use this holiday time for sincere reflection of your self, your subconscious thoughts and the way you think about things. . . No need for a big red nose ‘cuz Mercury is around for the New Year.

Quote of the month: “If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic”

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Tarot card of the month: TOWER

November 2 – Full Moon Taurus: You have the cleverness that attracts friends and a stability that retains them as you will be very sociable and extremely outgoing. Intellectually you are impressive this month, you can have a verbal ping pong match with everyone and their mama’s too. As you are a natural conversationalist on the regular, during the full moon in Taurus you are loaded with interesting tidbits of information (this does not include gossip, Gemmy) to share. Your new found lack of pretentiousness will make it even more surprising to your friends and colleagues when you reveal your accomplishment.  During this moon you are incredibly too dashing for most people with whom you come into contact with, so be gentle on the others, will ya?

November 16 – New Moon in Scorpio brings out a sharpness, quickness and an emotional depth that makes you an exceptionally forceful, magnetic, and versatile person. Surprisingly, these exceptional traits may not necessarily make you the leader that you secretly wish to be. With all this courage and strength, you are easily persuaded and influenced, and sometimes led astray or distracted from doing what you might be thought capable of doing. Sensationalism is always appealing to you, and this is reflected in your actions, and perhaps in the friends you select, as well. As we approach the Age of Aquarius you will inherently want to align your light, body and mind with the source of all there is; Love!

You may expend a good deal of your energies chasing personal pleasures rather than keeping your nose to the grindstone. You can pursue any project with such great intensity, but never for any long periods of time. Overindulging in food, coffee, cigarettes and drive thru junkie munchies can result in problems if you aren’t careful, and you are one who is usually very careful. You will benefit greatly Gemmy from dealing with your emotional nature pulling together in the same constructive direction. Don’t believe everything you think. Do you get the feeling you’re diagonally parked in a parallel universe? Well you’re in luck this month Gemini, the universe is speaking your language! Be sure to also read your rising sign as well as your sun sign, if you don’t know your rising sign check it out here http://www.clubmojan.com/astrology-reports

Quote of the month: According to my calculations, the problem doesn’t exist. And don’t play stupid with me missy mister…

Tarot card of the month: KNIGHT OF SWORDS

You probably didn’t like being called a crack head last month, (especially fellow Gemini Kanye West, a.k.a. the gay fish) but it didn’t feel good saying it either. It did do yah some good tho, and good is what you’ll get this month Gemmy! As long as we’re in Libra you are safe at home plate like Ricky Henderson. It would help if you cut down on reading celebrity gossip magazines, too☮.

Try being an empath for one day. You must feel what others are feeling, give it a try, and then offer up to them whatever they may need. This will be a wonderful experience as well as an opportunity for spiritual awakening, much worth exchange for a little bit of pain for an infinite amount of pleasure, no measure.

Your creativity and talent keep putting you in positions of potential greatness. The King would definitely say “grow some chops and jam a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich in your soul now then there.” Well, listen to the King, do ‘your thing’ with everything you’ve got in you and you’ll operate from a place higher than you would have ever imagined. Just remember to be humble and stay hungry you lone wolf hooker, hunter and gatherer. When you’ve got talent, you need real friends in your life or the vultures will descend, my friend.

Quote of the month: Pet a ferret.

Suggested Halloween costume: You and your twin go as Mario and Luigi

Good karma deed of the month: Tell a friend about: http://psychicslut.com

Tarot card of the month: TEN OF PENTACLES

Everyone will think you’re a crack head by this month’s end. Your twins have escaped the safe place cage, you are so out of control and no one knows who you are anymore. Instead of curbing your explosive selves, you’re standing still like a telephone pole supporting miles of miscommunication. Calling someone out is not a conversation, dear Gemini, and doesn’t mean you know better.

Ouch, yes, I know this hurts, it hurts me more saying it, but there is still hope. You don’t need to be the constant hurricane – love can be yours even when you’re not on the nightly news. We are interrupting your current manic broadcast to insert a special new bulletin for you Gemmy: your Fairy nature doesn’t need or want fairytale nurture.
Give a Libra the chance to speak this month, he/she will be very honest and direct with you, get you back in touch with your true adorable self.

Eat avocado slices while making love too. Keep your secrets to yourself this month because something magical is brewing and it’s not your usual cup of tea. Money matters will be excellent as your past endeavors will FINALLY pay off!!

Bake someone an apple pie this month, they will kiss your nice smelling feet.