New moon in Taurus May 13: Great time for creating new relationships, attract and open up for your soul mate, remove blockage from past relationships initiates new beginnings, any artistic/ creative endeavors, manifestation, birth, and rebirth. This period is wonderful for cleansing your energy of patterns, good time for love, romance, revived health & a new career. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

Full Moon in Sagittarius May 27th: Great time for closure, aid, rekindling romance, reenergizing and healing marriage, relationship & career, generates a wish for completion & clarity of a situation, relationship, or project. This period is about consistency – being ready to take action, the creation of change, and is beneficial for: love, relationships, legal matters, releasing old patterns, healing, money, dreams & subconscious work. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

New moon in Aries April 14th: Great time for creating new relationships, attract and open up for your soul mate, remove blockage from past relationships initiates new beginnings, any artistic/ creative endeavors, manifestation, birth, and rebirth. This period is wonderful for cleansing your energy of patterns, good time for love, romance, revived health & a new career. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

Full Moon in Scorpio April 28th: Great time for closure, aid, rekindling romance, reenergizing and healing marriage, relationship & career, generates a wish for completion & clarity of a situation, relationship, or project. This period is about consistency – being ready to take action, the creation of change, and is beneficial for: love, relationships, legal matters, releasing old patterns, healing, money, dreams & subconscious work. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

New moon in Pisces March 15th: Great time for creating new relationships, attract and open up for your soul mate, remove blockage from past relationships initiates new beginnings, any artistic/ creative endeavors, manifestation, birth, and rebirth. This period is wonderful for cleansing your energy of patterns, good time for love, romance, revived health & a new career.

Full Moon in Libra March 29th: Great time for closure, aid, rekindling romance, reenergizing and healing marriage, relationship & career, generates a wish for completion & clarity of a situation, relationship, or project. This period is about consistency – being ready to take action, the creation of change, and is beneficial for: love, relationships, legal matters, releasing old patterns, healing, money, dreams & subconscious work.

New Scopes up soon!

Full Moon December 2, 2009 in Gemini: You have been living in the 4^th dimension for quite some time now. We hope it went well for you, as it’s nice to take a break from all the lower levels of sewage energy. It was supple yet highly noticeable as your angels gently popped your air balloon of whimsical gallivant. You may feel like a PH-Balanced instinctual magnet-machine, which on a good day will enhance your intuition fruition. Flexibility and adaptability are your strengths and sometimes your weakness as well. You are tuned in to your singy-songy world notes and always eager to please with your warm and fuzzy ease-tease. You enjoy social events and really hate feeling that you have been left out of any group. Your feelings are susceptible to unnecessary hurt and until you learn not to let it happen, you’ll find yourself in a fuming turmoil. Even if you don’t let it show, internally, you’re never very sure of yourself, hence why you crabs have more than two legs to stand on and can walk more than just this way.

New Moon December 16, 2009 in Sagittarius: The fiery new moon brings you a more sociable demeanor which will define you as a “free spirit” of the highest dimension (the 96% of undiscovered universe in our infinite-loving galaxy will become your new bff). Let the Sagittarian fires be what roasts your chestnuts – fireplaces are magical, but the mesmerizing New Moon fire is this holiday’s new security blankie.

Full Moon December 31, 2009 in Cancer: The Blue Moon’s double dosage of Cancer intensifies the inherent traits of the sign and will produce an X marking the spot to your treasure map of feelings. You are an extremely emotional sandwich with a side of aloofness, so you may feel that you are being overdone and sent back to the kitchen too many times. It’s not that you’re self-centered to feel this way, but for some strange reason you’re not coming across positively-cooked to others. Please try your hardest to not be super duper outdatedly suspicious of people as it takes a minute to win your seal of approval and confidence. Marriage or stability is on the membrane and you will go gourmet to concrete-complete an ever-evolving relationship. You will finally put aside your protective turtle shell, so you may be the soul mate and old-fashioned romantic you truly are. You have sympathy and compassion during one of your holiday dinners and this will stop you from throwing turkey, stuffing, and pumpkin pie in your uncle’s eye.

Mercury Retrograde December 26, 2009 – Jan 15, 2010: There will be many unexpected delays and frustrations in communications; I wouldn’t sign any contracts, as there will be setbacks. It is not the primetime to make critical decisions that throw your life’s path into a maze needing to waste essential life S.O.S.’s. Use this holiday time for sincere reflection of your self, your subconscious thoughts and the way you think about things. . . No need for a big red nose ‘cuz Mercury is around for the New Year.

Quote of the month: “Don’t wish for it…work for it”

Read your rising sign whorescope as well as your sun sign, if you don’t know your rising sign check it out here

Tarot card of the month: THE DEVIL

Someone out there would like to be very accommodating to you as you charm with your gracious personality during the time of November 2^nd, the Full Moon in Taurus. You will come across a very charming, sensitive and adaptable individual who believes in the REAL YOU (possibly a cancer or virgo). You sometimes (only sometimes) have a little difficulty being very popular and well liked by most people, not that it REALLY matters. There’s a major shift within you that others will mirror,  so you may be able to see your beautiful self.

Mid November is nice because you seem able to handle people in a frank and straightforward manner, yet in a sweetly sugared tactful and acceptable way. Sincerity and loyalty are your two best traits and in many ways you are introspective and seem to know yourself very well. It’s a good time to accumulate wealth and make wise investments. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night! I think you will benefit greatly from the planetary and universal shift that is slowly occurring right now,  all we need is love, and love is what will be.

On November 16^th, as the New Moon is in Scorpio; Your true emotions will be on the surface and can be quite intense and somewhat dramatic in your actions during this magically mystical moon. With your Psychic magnetic appeal and commanding demeanor, you draw people, places and things to you in the political, educational, or social arena of life. You’re so lovely because you are never the type to be unkind or mean. Your deep sense of protectiveness will come out to play, mostly for your family or for those very close to you. Your romantic side is particularly interested in lavish affections.  I see you will be meeting someone this month that will give you what you need and want! Be sure to also read your rising sign as well as your sun sign, if you don’t know your rising sign check it out here http://www.clubmojan.com/astrology-reports

Quote of the month: Ask yourself this: What if the Hokey Pokey really is what its all about?

Tarot card of the month: THE TOWER

STOP! Smell the roses while they pass by in slow motion this month. You’re praise is mostly genuine, but don’t believe ALL the hype. You can and will get even better and better and better if you stay focused on being the best ever.

When your day is going well give out a smile and know that you are the light in many eyes. Be careful your mood swings won’t ruin a friend’s day or month for that matter with all that sass you got in you. You might get too feisty for certain tastes during the Full moon in Aries the eve of October 4th, so play nice!

The new moon in Libra may bring about more balance in your work life, or at least you will give balance your best shot. And during this month Cancer, that will suffice. You are tired and in need of a vacay (even if you just had one you need another!). Listen to Enya, write about your life at the moment, and you will be grateful you did in June 2010.

Quote of the month: How cute are you? Really, tell me in the comment section… I WANT TO KNOW!

Suggested Halloween costume: Tinkerbell or Peter Pan

Good karma deed of the month: Tell a friend about: http://psychicslut.com

Tarot card of the month: THE WORLD

The masquerade ball is over and you’re still standing there wondering why your date stole the glass slipper. FYI: Prince Charming is a figment of Walt Disney’s imagination. Run through the rain in your ball gown and slide down the dirtiest hill of mud. When the eye make up is smudged (Courtney Love knows what’s up), the dress ruined, and you are barefoot in the real forest, that’s where you find the boy/girl who believes in unicorns just like you.

Must add here, you have had it kind of rough dear Crabbie – friends disappointing, lovers not cuddling like they used to, family getting on your last nerve… and the list goes on. Try and remember your life plan is quite exquisite and you have rainbows of excitement waiting for you on the horizon. Forget everything you know and clear your mind as true love is yours in 2010!!

Money will flourish in abundance near the end of the year, so in the meantime, be creative with what you got laying around the house. Make a painting and glue your old bra/jock strap you don’t wear anymore on it, collect the dust bunnies in your bedroom and create a masterpeace statue!!! I’m sure you can think of many unique ways to be creative!

Make your neighbor soup, they have cold poor thing!