Welcome to 2011! May you be blessed in all ways, always. This year, Psychic Slut suggests working with THE LAW OF PERFECTION:

“High vision can inspire us, but excellence is the best we can achieve” –Dan Millman

From a transcendental perspective, everyone and everything is unconditionally perfect; from a conventional viewpoint, perfection doesn’t exist –excellence is the best we can achieve, and achieving it takes time and practice. We are raised on comparison; our education is based on it; so is our culture. So we struggle to be someone other than who we are. -J. Krishnamurti

New Moon Solar Eclipse January 4 in Capricorn:

Solar Eclipses are very powerful and manifestations usually take six months to unfold. Expect a signed, sealed and delivered change of your life’s direction. This eclipse casts light on the old and outdated revealing where you need to go (within) so you can finally be free. The stars above are urging you to re-create your loves to refresh resolve, leading to a new life.

You may sense the urgency in reconnecting to your artistic skills and add beauty to your life with your well-integrated personality and your fine mind. Not necessarily speaking about the critical aspect you got going on, rather than the creative side of you Virgie.

You and only you can be your source of strength, cheerleading support, and ambition. There are few who can do this like you do, endowing you with splendid abilities. Your inner ambition wants wealth and power and it wants it in a healthy manor. You can be silently violent, yet committed to maintaining your personal integrity so your loved ones will continuously recognize this and rebuild trust in you.

Full Moon January 19 in Cancer:

what will come out of you is quite a contradictory personality. The side effects may be much internal indecision, but you got the right mule to rule the roost. Reconsider what you think you ‘should’ do instead of what you ‘would in actuality’ do. Your conscientious nature will reveal great devotion to spending precious time worrying on reflecting and over analyzing what you have said or done.

The time to begin the process of trusting yourself is now. If you do not like what you feel inside duly note and prepare to battle issues in the subconscious world of unicorns and elves. Your dreams will allow you to have psychic surgery perjury to release and surrender to being happy and invigorated. Take advantage of the moons prowess. Eat crispy cream donuts once a month, you can out sweet any donut this planet has to offer! If you have a Capricorn or Cancer rising you will be most affected by this Solar Eclipse.  If you don’t know your rising sign, find it here

Quote of the month: “Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.”

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Tarot card of the month: EMPRESS

New moon in Taurus May 13: Great time for creating new relationships, attract and open up for your soul mate, remove blockage from past relationships initiates new beginnings, any artistic/ creative endeavors, manifestation, birth, and rebirth. This period is wonderful for cleansing your energy of patterns, good time for love, romance, revived health & a new career. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

Full Moon in Sagittarius May 27th: Great time for closure, aid, rekindling romance, reenergizing and healing marriage, relationship & career, generates a wish for completion & clarity of a situation, relationship, or project. This period is about consistency – being ready to take action, the creation of change, and is beneficial for: love, relationships, legal matters, releasing old patterns, healing, money, dreams & subconscious work. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

New moon in Aries April 14th: Great time for creating new relationships, attract and open up for your soul mate, remove blockage from past relationships initiates new beginnings, any artistic/ creative endeavors, manifestation, birth, and rebirth. This period is wonderful for cleansing your energy of patterns, good time for love, romance, revived health & a new career. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

Full Moon in Scorpio April 28th: Great time for closure, aid, rekindling romance, reenergizing and healing marriage, relationship & career, generates a wish for completion & clarity of a situation, relationship, or project. This period is about consistency – being ready to take action, the creation of change, and is beneficial for: love, relationships, legal matters, releasing old patterns, healing, money, dreams & subconscious work. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

New moon in Pisces March 15th: Great time for creating new relationships, attract and open up for your soul mate, remove blockage from past relationships initiates new beginnings, any artistic/ creative endeavors, manifestation, birth, and rebirth. This period is wonderful for cleansing your energy of patterns, good time for love, romance, revived health & a new career.

Full Moon in Libra March 29th: Great time for closure, aid, rekindling romance, reenergizing and healing marriage, relationship & career, generates a wish for completion & clarity of a situation, relationship, or project. This period is about consistency – being ready to take action, the creation of change, and is beneficial for: love, relationships, legal matters, releasing old patterns, healing, money, dreams & subconscious work.

New Scopes up soon!

Full Moon December 2, 2009 in Gemini: Your karma is at stake! Your seductive prowess is unleashed and has escaped the coy department. No, you are not under arrest but the karma police have hired a detective guru to keep their closest peeper-peeps on you. Be aware that your responses to what you have perceived may not be particularly emotional or sympathetic, as it has been tricky for you to mix or integrate your logic and your feeling. This just in… the good news is that you will never ever be overweight for too long as nervous energy burns the necessary calories to expel the unnecessary toxins.

New Moon December 16, 2009 in Sagittarius: They may say you’re a dreamer, and they’re correct! You live for the sake of adventure, romance, and stimulation. The new moon will inspire you to look deep inside yourself and you may spend a good part just daydreaming, but it works either way. This monk type hermit time will allow you to be creative and truly aide your decision to be the person you want to be. Your challenge in this will be to control your dramatic inclinations in all your actions, which will make for an Oscar or acting award someday, but not today. Be more aware of your breath, grounded in your thoughts, serene in your heart, and use the above formula with your body language energy to effectively and clearly communicate. I will warn you – what may come up in your sexiness is bluntness as you are no good at lying to people.

Full Moon December 31, 2009 in Cancer: The Blue Moon will bring out your inner sensitive Virgs, yet outwardly you appear cool as an ice pick. The holidays have brought out your fabulous sense of values and YOU may also form close attachments to those people who are near you at this time. Don’t be shy to be shy – there are those around you who don’t know you so well, for you are learning to break out of your shell as your inner Virgie is a little more reserved and perhaps a bit timid. You are usually unusually attached to traditions and convention, but I see you being a more rocking-raucous version of your self. This is a trend that will follow you like Dorothy followed the yellow bricks on to 2010! P.S Santa Claus is coming to town with your crown!

Mercury Retrograde December 26, 2009 – Jan 15, 2010: There will be many unexpected delays and frustrations in communications; I wouldn’t sign any contracts, as there will be setbacks. It is not the primetime to make critical decisions that throw your life’s path into a maze needing to waste essential life S.O.S.’s. Use this holiday time for sincere reflection of your self, your subconscious thoughts and the way you think about things. . . No need for a big red nose ‘cuz Mercury is around for the New Year.

Quote of the month: “Constipated People Don’t Give A Sh*t…”

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Tarot card of the month: MAGICIAN

Its Hippie time! Fellow earth sign Taurus is in the Full Moon position on November 2^nd! You are the salt of the earth, the cream of the crop, which puts you in a materially fortunate position.  I know you have a very natural tendency to worry, but during this moon you have little to worry about!  Your mind is sharper than a Bat Cave switchblade, you will have much success dealing with being rubbed the wrong way (literally and figuratively), sliding through with little difficulty. Your nerves may flare up, but you will have speed of light reactions giving ample amount of time to think things through and bring you back into control.

Except a burst out of the blue feeling of eccentricity or at least an unconventional patch in your general behavior, you may feel ambition deficient if you give in and believe things may not flow your way.  You have the capacity to stick with any job until it is done and done right.  No worries though Virgie. You have a way with people, so just say no to “beating around the bush” as you are the champion at superintending with integrity and wisdom.  IF there’s an unfortunate situation, you know how to create a fortunate one. Your wise and practical sense will lead to success in business and in personal relationships so be on the lookout!

The New Moon in Scorpio on November 16th is perhaps be the most emotionally quiet time of the year for the Virgo breed. Expect using a strong intuition rather than logic and magic rather than hard labor. To others, you will appear near genius Virgs. You may need to literally “write it out” for people as you can prove nearly anything with floor plans, pie charts and histogram’s to show how things work.  Either way, your intellectual powers are strong, which makes you quite desirable to the opposite or desired sex.  There’s nothing sexier than a person who listens to what others have to say, and with compassionate ears like yours you would give mother Teresa a run for her money (rest her soul).

At work, go ahead and be overwhelmed…with JOY because you my little pretty are likely to be successful and valuable to your employer or business associates because of your powerful leadership qualities.  You didn’t ask to be a prince or princess but if the crown fits slap it on babes as all of us will need your leadership as the Universe shifts to a more loving age soon ahead. Being appreciated for your craft will make life and relationships much easier during this time. Be sure to also read your rising sign as well as your sun sign, if you don’t know your rising sign check it out here http://www.clubmojan.com/astrology-reports

Quote of the month: Do not play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Tarot card of the month: 4 OF WANDS

Ok Virgo, here it goes! Make that leap from fear to freedom. You know what you ultimately need – it’s that special hottie that gives you endless encouragement and love for your ability to make them laugh and love endlessly, you hussy. Lets face it, you’ve had more than enough of Mr. or Mrs. Wrong and we’re only on this rock so long.

Be free to be open and be YOU and you’ll attract ALL you ever needed, Virgs. Or I guess you can just stay inside and hibernate like a honey bear ‘til February if you want too, your choice!

You’re buttoned up as usual, but your energy demands a challenge and improvement to your every day life. You won’t see this little surprise coming, but give in to success and sex-cess my lovelies. Get ready to swim in the deep end with the big dogs, ha ha ha. You’ve earned it by being demanding on yourself. Enjoy and keep going full steam ahead.

Quote of the month: Save as much money as possible for the remainder of 2009, you will have the means to make that dream purchase you always wanted!

Suggested Halloween costume: Bunny rabbit or Playboy bunny

Good karma deed of the month: Tell a friend about: http://psychicslut.com

Tarot card of the month: JUDGEMENT

You want it all and that’s the problem. When you ask for “all” this includes the melodrama of self “I am always” righteousness. Unfortunately, you’re thriving, subsiding and begging for a jazz hands recital to be jammed into every cell of your body. You are literally losing your blood cells over this unchecked drama – the count is getting low and you will be mistaken for a much sicker person than you actually are. It is time to start asking for the details and not the creepy goblin that comes with them.

By now you may be asking why I am being so hard on you? Well… its because you are the forever “potential” thinking yourself and plotting your way through existence. You must be stopped you unstoppable bullybull.
In other news, in work you will prosper like the lucky star that you are and will be seen as “the best” don’t let this get into that bullhead of yours cutie.pie.pants!

And one more thing: make sure you eat a purple popsicle and think of the psychic slut… Eww gross, not like that… pervert!

Stop the virgin suicide mission. It was never your idea in the first place. You’ve let other people’s beliefs and rules dictate your identification process for so long, no wonder you still take orders.

You know whom you are, so own your living with true loves liberation from shackles chained to old photos of yourself on a wall that no longer exists. The past has past you by – inhale the truth and exhale the stalemate limbo-land of intolerance. Ironically this month will be rewarding on the surface of your face, so here’s your chance to let the real you revel in the sacred and shallow opportunities coming your way.

All eyes are on you this month Virg, play your cards right and you may get your wishy wish! A new job offer or promotion will get you excited; September will be your new BFF!

Tell someone a secret you’ve been harboring all these years, the release will be better than an orgasm… you will thank me later.