Welcome to 2011! May you be blessed in all ways, always. This year, Psychic Slut suggests working with THE LAW OF CHOICES:

We can express ourselves in positive or negative ways; the choice is ours. The most basic choice we have in life is whether to expand or contract, whether to bring our creative and expressive energies out into the world in positive or negative ways. No matter what our circumstances, we have the power to choose our directions. –Dan Millman

“In each of us are heroes; speak to them and they will come forth” –Anonymous

New Moon Solar Eclipse January 4 in Capricorn:

Send the universe an invitation of your intention of what you want to manifest over the next six months. It’s time to shed old fears and head off in a totally different direction. Your instinctual attraction to people and things can be trusted now. Follow your heart’s yellow brick road to the path of pleasure and a joyous journey in the land of work. Having fellow earth sign during an eclipse is very powerful; you must make sure you plant pure seeds now, as your manifestations will take less than six months to unfold.

Oddly, you will feel most at home when you are asked to do something against your will; maybe you enjoy resisting with your grade “A” royal stubbornness. You will enjoy this tennis match of stubborn because deep down you feel compelled to show up for a loved one and are considered very dependable at this time. You are durable emotionally and can handle a crisis because you have too much practice and are in good shape, these friends are lucky to have you Bullybull!

You actually enjoy a sense of recognition and power and that’s okay, rightfully so security is important to you and you want nothing more for those you consider family. Its not wealth that you desire, but security of your own worth, which you like to see manifest in the material things you do in your world wise universe. People will call you Mr. or Miss ESP as you have the gift of telepathy for 2 weeks starting January 19th!

Full Moon January 19 in Cancer:

Its not that you don’t respect others, but during this time your ESP is so strong that listening and trusting yourself comes first and foremost. It’s about depending on your subtle hunches that are trustworthy, honest and devoted; make sure you share this gift with loved ones and eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

You may result in conflicting feelings as you could instantly like or dislike people because of instinctive feelings about them. Normally this is an unstable issue of yours, but now is an okay time to trust these extremes. After the period is over it is however important for you to double check decisions and avoid overestimating possibilities because of confidence or pride. But for now, you’re bang on! If you have a Capricorn or Cancer rising you will be most affected by this Solar Eclipse.  If you don’t know your rising sign, find it here

Quote of the month: “Why is there always so much month left at the end of the money?”

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Tarot card of the month: SUN

New moon in Taurus May 13: Great time for creating new relationships, attract and open up for your soul mate, remove blockage from past relationships initiates new beginnings, any artistic/ creative endeavors, manifestation, birth, and rebirth. This period is wonderful for cleansing your energy of patterns, good time for love, romance, revived health & a new career. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

Full Moon in Sagittarius May 27th: Great time for closure, aid, rekindling romance, reenergizing and healing marriage, relationship & career, generates a wish for completion & clarity of a situation, relationship, or project. This period is about consistency – being ready to take action, the creation of change, and is beneficial for: love, relationships, legal matters, releasing old patterns, healing, money, dreams & subconscious work. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

New moon in Aries April 14th: Great time for creating new relationships, attract and open up for your soul mate, remove blockage from past relationships initiates new beginnings, any artistic/ creative endeavors, manifestation, birth, and rebirth. This period is wonderful for cleansing your energy of patterns, good time for love, romance, revived health & a new career. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

Full Moon in Scorpio April 28th: Great time for closure, aid, rekindling romance, reenergizing and healing marriage, relationship & career, generates a wish for completion & clarity of a situation, relationship, or project. This period is about consistency – being ready to take action, the creation of change, and is beneficial for: love, relationships, legal matters, releasing old patterns, healing, money, dreams & subconscious work. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

New moon in Pisces March 15th: Great time for creating new relationships, attract and open up for your soul mate, remove blockage from past relationships initiates new beginnings, any artistic/ creative endeavors, manifestation, birth, and rebirth. This period is wonderful for cleansing your energy of patterns, good time for love, romance, revived health & a new career.

Full Moon in Libra March 29th: Great time for closure, aid, rekindling romance, reenergizing and healing marriage, relationship & career, generates a wish for completion & clarity of a situation, relationship, or project. This period is about consistency – being ready to take action, the creation of change, and is beneficial for: love, relationships, legal matters, releasing old patterns, healing, money, dreams & subconscious work.

New Scopes up soon!

Full Moon December 2, 2009 in Gemini: Stop feeding the pigeons! Because of your grubby little hands, they have pooped on all your friends’ heads this month. You are a social sea creature monger and a definite air of magnetic awesomeness marks your personality. With that you will be more apt to make errors of judgment in people, places, and bird feeding. The natural trait of stubbornness will haunt you like it did Marilyn Monroe, but the Gemini Moon often shows a tendency to jumpstart dead battery conclusions and the natural Taurus fixity is not nearly so apparent. But sometimes trouble can arise when you form too quick an opinion and hold to it, no matter where the birds are migrating. You are mentally alert, but apt to lack the great memory usually possessed by Taurus natives. Try your besty bestest to not be so hypercritical of other people. You may find yourself constantly jumping into friendships and romances, but always finding reasons why the other person is not right for you. The mind always needs something tangible and concrete with which to relate. Keeping yourself mentally busy is vital for you, or else you end up in the clouds of fa-la-la land where the fairies and unicorns reside on vacay while Sandy Claws is steering the reins.

New Moon December 16, 2009 in Sagittarius: You have extended your contract with the social butterfly association. Be ready to be extroverted and sociable as you are ready to party and will thoroughly enjoy having a good time. Your extraterrestrial developed social sense suggests that you like people to the point of obsession. You would rather be home alone tackling burglars than feeling stuck with someone you consider dull or uninteresting. If you’re not obsessed, you’re typically bored out of your skull… As some consider you controversial, we here at Psychic Slut find you eerily alluring with your sense of self and determination. I will say that you MUST stop with the gossip and rumor-mongering. If you want a good life filled with delicious karma then you must proceed with a clean mouth (multiple courses of the Whor-e-Scope mouthwash are what the slut gods prescribe for you).

Full Moon December 31, 2009 in Cancer: The Blue Moon will bring out a more contradictory aspect of yourself, which will be confusing rather than Confucius-ing. The Moon placement makes you extra super sensitive, which will bring out your old schoolyard bully nature. Usually you hide your dislikes and rely on your self-made diplomatic immunity, making it unclear to others exactly where you stand or what you are thinking. At work you appear as a tad bit of a shrewd mastermind planner who comes up with strategies often influenced more by feelings than reason. I strongly suggest stabilizing your home and hanging with your family asap. Be on the lookout for an opportunity for your cocoon moment, as skin deep will no longer suffice for you.  Remember, if you’re not good, Santa’s naughty list will give an Obama Chia Pet in that stocking of yours, and we all know coal is far more useful.

Mercury Retrograde December 26, 2009 – Jan 15, 2010: There will be many unexpected delays and frustrations in communications; I wouldn’t sign any contracts, as there will be setbacks. It is not the primetime to make critical decisions that throw your life’s path into a maze needing to waste essential life S.O.S.’s. Use this holiday time for sincere reflection of your self, your subconscious thoughts and the way you think about things. . . No need for a big red nose ‘cuz Mercury is around for the New Year.

Quote of the month: “Its better to be a failure at something you love, than a success at something you hate”

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Tarot card of the month: MOON

Hello again my friend…I see you followed my guidance last month, yes? Let’s see, that means you did somersaults and back flips so you’d remember that you weren’t the only one living on this plane of existence. Good girl/boy!

This month’s challenge should be a cinch compared to last – you don’t have the novelty or choice of being passive nor aggressive or passive/aggressive/compulsive/destructive. How about try… NONE OF THE ABOVE. The goal for October is to tackle it all head on, minus the usual bullhorns up the butt approach. Be gentle dolphin heart, you won’t be able to appear “cool” this month even if you try. Know your audience per se, I have a strong feeling you will get crowds of tear jerkees. In fact, I wish I could be a fly in the auditorium wall for the Full Moon in eclectic Aries on October 4th.

Try not to be too impulsive the days that follow October 14th – Mars is in control and many other signs will not be able to keep up with your libido. The new moon on October 18th is like a happy meal for you that day – instead of a ridiculously unusable plastic toy treat, you may have the real deal. YES, I am talking ‘bout that good ol’ thing called amoré… Love… The Mmmm, the yummy kind that brings goose bumping butterfly heart whispers you frequently desire.

Quote of the month: Pigs fib, don’t be a fig.

Suggested Halloween costume: Children’s costume (the package including the poorly made plastic mask you can barely breathe in from Target)

Good karma deed of the month: Tell a friend about: http://psychicslut.com

Tarot card of the month: THE CHARIOT