Welcome to 2011! May you be blessed in all ways, always. This year, Psychic Slut suggests working with THE LAW OF THE PRESENT MOMENT:

“Impatience and regrets dissolve in the recognition that only NOW exists” –Dan Millman

Time doesn’t exist; what we refer to as “past” and “future” have no reality except in our own mental constructs. The idea of time is a convention of thought and language, a social agreement; in truth, we only have this moment. The present moment is a powerful goddess. –Goethe

New Moon Solar Eclipse January 4 in Capricorn:

Eclipses are about endings, and beginnings. A need for a dynamic and fresh outlook at old ideals is the lesson at this time. There may be some sort of loss, be it friendship, old ways of thinking or job. In the same breathe, chop-chop there will be a new beginning as a rapid renewal of babble worthy creative conversations and new ideas sweep you away. An inspiring chapter in your life opens popularity as long as you are true to your high principles and honest with yourself.

Business strategies are a peace of cake for you with your considerable powers of self-control. Your professional personality catches up to your ambitious pie and the urge for recognition will fade for a few days as you feel recognized by self from yourself. Circumstances will provide opportunities to alter your life and the ability to unmask your feelings, and you say this is a bad thing? Not for you it isn’t, to know you is to love and if no one really knows you then…

I understand you have a deep seeded and keen understanding of psychology, particularly in matters of people’s predictable actions, weaknesses and decision making process. It’s a great time to exercise personal control, this manifests feelings and emotions that in the future will help serve personal interests and ambitions. Don’t eat too many Deep fried monkey toes, if you happen to be in Indonesia this year.

Full Moon January 19 in Cancer:

Hello flirty flirt, with your strong, positive personality, who could possibly resist you? If you don’t let your intense emotions completely take over, you will become the mascot of confidence, determination and courage. Don’t feel weak when your feelings and passions come on too strong, you are complex as are the ideals that you strive for. Patience will always be patient; you on the other hand need feel okay with where you are at in the moment. It’s exactly where you need to be.

Your usual song and dance showmanship permit is the secret to your success regarding love and romance is about to expire. Fact, you’re a very passionate person and one more fact, you are apt to be a bit harsh on your partner during the full moon as the inner wolf within just wants to howl. Like anyone else, when they show weakness or human frailties, acknowledge your behavior and be your charming self. If you have a Capricorn or Cancer rising you will be most affected by this Solar Eclipse.  If you don’t know your rising sign, find it here

Quote of the month: “Happiness can’t buy money.”

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Tarot card of the month: MAGICIAN

New moon in Taurus May 13: Great time for creating new relationships, attract and open up for your soul mate, remove blockage from past relationships initiates new beginnings, any artistic/ creative endeavors, manifestation, birth, and rebirth. This period is wonderful for cleansing your energy of patterns, good time for love, romance, revived health & a new career. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

Full Moon in Sagittarius May 27th: Great time for closure, aid, rekindling romance, reenergizing and healing marriage, relationship & career, generates a wish for completion & clarity of a situation, relationship, or project. This period is about consistency – being ready to take action, the creation of change, and is beneficial for: love, relationships, legal matters, releasing old patterns, healing, money, dreams & subconscious work. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

New moon in Aries April 14th: Great time for creating new relationships, attract and open up for your soul mate, remove blockage from past relationships initiates new beginnings, any artistic/ creative endeavors, manifestation, birth, and rebirth. This period is wonderful for cleansing your energy of patterns, good time for love, romance, revived health & a new career. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

Full Moon in Scorpio April 28th: Great time for closure, aid, rekindling romance, reenergizing and healing marriage, relationship & career, generates a wish for completion & clarity of a situation, relationship, or project. This period is about consistency – being ready to take action, the creation of change, and is beneficial for: love, relationships, legal matters, releasing old patterns, healing, money, dreams & subconscious work. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

New moon in Pisces March 15th: Great time for creating new relationships, attract and open up for your soul mate, remove blockage from past relationships initiates new beginnings, any artistic/ creative endeavors, manifestation, birth, and rebirth. This period is wonderful for cleansing your energy of patterns, good time for love, romance, revived health & a new career.

Full Moon in Libra March 29th: Great time for closure, aid, rekindling romance, reenergizing and healing marriage, relationship & career, generates a wish for completion & clarity of a situation, relationship, or project. This period is about consistency – being ready to take action, the creation of change, and is beneficial for: love, relationships, legal matters, releasing old patterns, healing, money, dreams & subconscious work.

New Scopes up soon!

Full Moon December 2, 2009 in Gemini: Well hello there, we missed you Scorpio. Its never quite the same without a joyful cheer or two from you, I tell ya.  We miss you when we have time to heal from your stings and strings. With your highly versatile and clever personality you will have a new way with people that make you very popular, and it isn’t your usual sarcastic sense of humor. Being clever has it downfalls as I see you have noticed, as your tendency to dig to the bottom of every issue makes you realize some ugly stuff. Be aware however that you may feel challenged by the Gemini moon, feeling bipolar and filled with nervous energy or hyperactivity. You are too clever and quick with words on a regular but this aspect asks you kindly to bite your tongue and cheeks.

New Moon December 16, 2009 in Sagittarius: Your power Scorpio becomes somewhat explosive with enough contradictory aloofness to piss off an entire country.  Your intentions are good however as you are just eager beaver to help others, use your mysterious care bear stare to water out the emotional storm. By 2010, you will learn to control your impulses that result in the earthquake of situations and relationships. You finally mature harnessing your unaware powerful emotional energies, and your sense of honor and loyalty will show you the way. Listen to the subtle whispers in your heart darling.

Full Moon December 31, 2009 in Cancer: Pass the tissues over here, for your new found emotional state of self-confidence needs a night of tear jerking. Your old country ways of being suspicious, defensive and jealous are kicked to the curb for a new promise land of joy and freedom. The only danger of this is that you are too receptive, or too easily influenced with your new found feelings and sexy sensations. No one will judge you, as they will jump for joy, oh boy they have been waiting along time for this transformation mutation. Your subconscious will try to protect you from your ego as it will try and take over your dreams by making you seem like you are uncool. It’s a lie, you are cooler (and hotter, pun is ALWAYS intended) than ever.  Say hi to Rudolph for me, he’ll be paying you a visit.

Mercury Retrograde December 26, 2009 – Jan 15, 2010: There will be many unexpected delays and frustrations in communications; I wouldn’t sign any contracts, as there will be setbacks. It is not the primetime to make critical decisions that throw your life’s path into a maze needing to waste essential life S.O.S.’s. Use this holiday time for sincere reflection of your self, your subconscious thoughts and the way you think about things. . . No need for a big red nose ‘cuz Mercury is around for the New Year.

Quote of the month: “Don’t you know it’s bad luck to be superstitious?”

Read your rising sign whorescope as well as your sun sign, if you don’t know your rising sign check it out here

Tarot card of the month: HIGH PRIESTESS

Happy Birthday Scorpie!!! On November 2 during the Full Moon in Taurus your maze of a mind is occupied with the realities of the here and now precisely in this moment of time and space.   There is little or no tolerance for synthetic ideals or cheesiness in this moment my dearest. Its about time to thank the universe for you really start to think and act in the grandest and highest of manners. You are fierce and will have extra magic juice strength-mojo in your magnetic personality.  One couldn’t even pay for your determination and intensity of purpose in life, Scorpio, which is perfect as YOU are needed to fight for integrity, goodness and overall betterment of humanity as we rise above our currently troubled times and move into a much needed age of love for ALL of us.  Yay for the Age of Aquarius Scorpio, time to use that stinger for the good of all mankind lovee!

On November 16^th you will exhibit a terrific creative force in your nature for the New Moon in Scorpio. Okay so you may be extra extra extra emotional, but no worries it will all be low pro as you have the most natural ability to conceal or hide your feelings. For work sweetiepops, your persistence is golder than an oscar, not to mention obsessively, precise and fantasy world capacity for your good work. You are a real whiz kid, kid, many friends and family members will come to YOU for advice so be ready, Freddie.

Your powerful sex drive will have your partner in full submission hold style surrendering, it will require miraculous amount of self-discipline for you not to dominate.  You seem to have picked up a sort of “bring them to their knees” attitude at the grocery or mega-mart (stay away from those BTW, they opress poor people allover our beautiful globe) or somewhere lately. Hope you kept the receipt you need a refund!! Your devotion is quite admiral, you are capable of ginormous trailer loads of loyalty.  You have been trying very hard to be very strong and being a bit more tactful. Pat your self on the back, that rules!  But honey bunz, don’t “try” so hard, it’s in you, just let it out and it’s soo much easier to BE you.

Keep up the good work as your vanity actually suits you quite well since you are so humble in your approach and it really is just to please others more than yourself… How do you do that?  Your romantic relationships have been hard for you because you chose partners that challenge you only in return to subconsciously challenge yourself.  Seems like you keep them in your life as a measuring cup of sorts to tally up how you’ve been doing.  No need, no more Scorp, that’s what the metaphorical mirror is for, so go on, take a look… Tell me what you see and are too afraid to see.  There, sigh, you’re not so bad.  Wow, you’re actually pretty amazing.  The only reason you have a bad rap is for having that damn stinging tail of yours.  I know you don’t WANT to use it but it’s your “break in case of emergency” button. Be nice with it though as society already sucks.  Be sure to also read your rising sign as well as your sun sign, if you don’t know your rising sign check it out here http://www.clubmojan.com/astrology-reports

Quote of the month: Conserve water – Shower with a friend…It could be worse. What if sex was fattening?

Tarot card of the month: SEVEN OF CUPS

Once in a while a sweet ‘n’ sour guy / gal like you needs to get themselves a new….. toy? No, no toy, a vegetable we shall say, to be truly happy and feel fertile. If you’re so sick of being bogged down by the uncertainty of on-again / off-again antics, it’s time you got off their marry go round and onto the good one who has the perfect plump ripeness mentally and physically. You deserve a nice, big ripe cool cucumber to cook through life with… go get ‘em tiger!

Your success is contingent upon your ego levels, so turn down the volume – the more you talk the more nervous you are hiding within that deep spirit of yours. It’s RIGHT there, you can almost taste it, and mmmmmm it tastes so good, as it should be!

Meditation will be your saving grace this month, as well as your new gratitude journal where you only get to write the blessings in your life. You are not allowed to focus on what you don’t have anymore Scorp – I’m standing in your honor and reminding you that peace and harmony live inside you just like the blood that pumps in your veins, baby!

Quote of the month: Play hide and seek with your neighbor’s children, feel free to hide in your house if you get tired (30 minutes should suffice).

Suggested Halloween costume: Half-cat-half-frog

Good karma deed of the month: Tell a friend about: http://psychicslut.com

Tarot card of the month: ACE OF SWORDS 

You used to get under everyone’s skin, wielding your stinging tail just for laughs. No one is laughing anymore- you’ve lost your touch. This doesn’t mean you should break out the sharpener- you can be effective without stabbing loved one of your offensive maneuvers.
This “dulled down” period will offer you much needed insight into both the love and the hurt you’ve inflicted. You are incredibly powerful in creating one of a kind love and instead of testing people with it, use it for the forces of harmony.
On a brighter note, all is not lost as you are the sprinkle to the yummiest cupcake. It’s just that times are a changing; it’s time for you to follow suit, if you ever want to be naked in front of another and have sex again that is. Work may be slow, but love may sizzle as you enter the 2nd week of September. Make someone you care about dinner – just don’t poison the main coarse you horse.
Tattletale on yourself, its fun and you won’t get in as much trouble as you once feared, sugarbutt.