Welcome to 2011! May you be blessed in all ways, always. This year, Psychic Slut suggests working with THE LAW OF PATTERNS:

“Patterns tend to reassert themselves unless we exert strong leverage to change them” –Dan Millman

Any habit or pattern, whether we call it “good” or “bad”, despite our best intentions tends to reassert itself over time unless we break that pattern by doing something different. The events of childhood do not pass but repeat themselves like seasons of the year. -Eleanor Farjeon

New Moon Solar Eclipse January 4 in Capricorn:

It’s a wonderful time to take more responsibility for your life as you share new plans with your NEW friends. There may be difficulty in making progress with plans, but that’s irrelevant.  Just be patient, able, ready and willing.  It appears that you possess a good deal of self-esteem that will come with recognition and admiration. You are more than willing to work hard to achieve your just rewards in this regard.

Major changes in how you see yourself will affect how you are perceived by others; thereby affecting all of your personal AND business relationships. You may not feel particularly extroverted at this time your drive is more likely directed to a deserving status and a shining reputation. To some you may seem hard, cold, and a bit like a machine; but don’t let that stop you as you get the green light in the 4^th dimension to transcend beyond your wildest dreams.

Full Moon January 19 in Cancer:

You’re in the mood for love simply, just because. You could be a millionaire if your career was to emerge yourself in love affairs.  You couldn’t care less how dull the rest of your life is because my little darling, romance and intimacy will never be routine or boring for you. While you may be recluse and discreet, a wild child full of grace love affair is well within your reach, especially if you are near the beach. Carrots will bring out your romantic sex drive.

Hobbies, work, career including your professional life is driven in low gear by the laws of gravity and inertia. This is specifically for your benefit as pleasantries, love, luxury, and being more socially interactive are the motivation behind the discrepancies. You finally find that inner sunshine and remember that you like and enjoy people, bewildered? If you have a Capricorn or Cancer rising you will be most affected by this Solar Eclipse.  If you don’t know your rising sign, find it here

Quote of the month: “Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?”

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Tarot card of the month: HIEROPHANT

New moon in Taurus May 13: Great time for creating new relationships, attract and open up for your soul mate, remove blockage from past relationships initiates new beginnings, any artistic/ creative endeavors, manifestation, birth, and rebirth. This period is wonderful for cleansing your energy of patterns, good time for love, romance, revived health & a new career. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

Full Moon in Sagittarius May 27th: Great time for closure, aid, rekindling romance, reenergizing and healing marriage, relationship & career, generates a wish for completion & clarity of a situation, relationship, or project. This period is about consistency – being ready to take action, the creation of change, and is beneficial for: love, relationships, legal matters, releasing old patterns, healing, money, dreams & subconscious work. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

New moon in Aries April 14th: Great time for creating new relationships, attract and open up for your soul mate, remove blockage from past relationships initiates new beginnings, any artistic/ creative endeavors, manifestation, birth, and rebirth. This period is wonderful for cleansing your energy of patterns, good time for love, romance, revived health & a new career. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

Full Moon in Scorpio April 28th: Great time for closure, aid, rekindling romance, reenergizing and healing marriage, relationship & career, generates a wish for completion & clarity of a situation, relationship, or project. This period is about consistency – being ready to take action, the creation of change, and is beneficial for: love, relationships, legal matters, releasing old patterns, healing, money, dreams & subconscious work. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

New moon in Pisces March 15th: Great time for creating new relationships, attract and open up for your soul mate, remove blockage from past relationships initiates new beginnings, any artistic/ creative endeavors, manifestation, birth, and rebirth. This period is wonderful for cleansing your energy of patterns, good time for love, romance, revived health & a new career.

Full Moon in Libra March 29th: Great time for closure, aid, rekindling romance, reenergizing and healing marriage, relationship & career, generates a wish for completion & clarity of a situation, relationship, or project. This period is about consistency – being ready to take action, the creation of change, and is beneficial for: love, relationships, legal matters, releasing old patterns, healing, money, dreams & subconscious work.

New Scopes up soon!

Full Moon December 2, 2009 in Gemini: You may get offered a job at hallmark, no seriously, you are so full of one liners you will make a cat cry and feel compassion. Very fairy airy and magnetic personality brings out your expressive and talkative side, holding an audience captive (or hostage). With the moon being in fellow air sign you will feel much more at ease as you encompass emotional balance, flexibility and adaptability, thanks to Gemini! You will refuse to take on responsibility under pressure at this time as you feel an invisible air of nervousness. I usually believe you hide your fears through staying active but it is a must for you to be kept busy and occupied. You will FINALLY have a sense of balance and tranquil equilibrium, tending to keep affairs harmonious and pleasant.

New Moon December 16, 2009 in Sagittarius: You will be highly adventurous, open and accepting of others despite yourself. No one is more openhearted and unbiased than you, again despite yourself. You have a positive spirit and this extends finally to people as you are a believer that everyone is essentially good, that good will triumph over evil, that dogs can live with cats, and so on. You will continue to be outgoing and eager to meet people, as you achieve success through charm and sincere efforts. This is a trend that will need to end in 2010 Libs – I feel a dehumanized version of you coming on. You will finally reconnect with your long friend that exists on the 4^th and 5^th dimension. Be a rebel, be an innovator, inspire others to seek truth and stop reading mainstream news, it’s the poison apple of our times. One bite and you will actually believe it’s true and your  perceptions will mirror the intent of media monsters… Remember, your soul is never for sale, no matter what shiny holiday baubles, trinkets, and discounts are being dangled in front of your eyes. You get what you pay for.

Full Moon December 31, 2009 in Cancer: The Blue Moon produces an idealist bender of sorts pertaining to finding a new or to renew a romantic voyage. Even when you’re feelings are at odds with your evens, it will not be complicated for you to decide what you need. You want the need of human touch so you will understand the wells of moods in others even more. I strongly suggest avoiding a family argument during a holiday party if you possibly can – they are wasted and nobody really knows what the hell they are talking about! Don’t forget to leave Santa some milk and cookies, he’ll he hungry by the time he gets to your chimney!

Mercury Retrograde December 26, 2009 – Jan 15, 2010: There will be many unexpected delays and frustrations in communications; I wouldn’t sign any contracts, as there will be setbacks. It is not the primetime to make critical decisions that throw your life’s path into a maze needing to waste essential life S.O.S.’s. Use this holiday time for sincere reflection of your self, your subconscious thoughts and the way you think about things. . . No need for a big red nose ‘cuz Mercury is around for the New Year.

Quote of the month: “I’m with the band”

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Tarot card of the month: LOVERS

November 2 – Full Moon Taurus: Your Personality will be your greatest asset; with personal charm and attractiveness becoming paramount.  A friendly personality and the ability to put your personality across make people like you very much.  The emotional balance, courtesy and friendliness of Libra blends well with the stability, firmness, determination, and set purpose of Taurus. You are naturally easygoing, even slow in getting started along lines of major activity, yet you possess ability for sound judgment that assures practical results.  You’ll look for shortcuts and efficient ways of doing things to avoid wasting energy.  Despite looking for that easier way, you have a strong determination to get the job done.

November 16 – New Moon in Scorpio and Your superb logic and analytical abilities are wrapped in a wave of emotionalism.  You will have a Sherlock Holmes approach to things.  Sneaking up on a question, figuring out what exactly you desire to achieve, and pouncing on it like a hungry slutty kitty cat with full force.  You are a born rebel, a cheerleader AND soldier for the underdog, always on the side of change for the better which WILL serve ALL OF US well as we move through a bit of a battle with those that would rather build walls, extort and eradicate rather than be love, be loved and educate . Don’t worry tho, in the long-term we will survive, thrive and be joyous to be alive as an age of true love begins for ALL (age of Aquarius).  On November 22^nd you will be more enthusiast than usual in all matters, and have little time for people that pussy foot around and seem to not listen to the silence!

In business, your personality is a great asset, as you know how to get along with people extraordinarily well. You avoid doing the wrong thing since you have control over emotional impulses. I’ve noticed there is much romanticism in your nature as your happiness seems depend upon intimate validation and or lasting romantic unions these days.  Try focusing on your other talents such as drawing, painting or your deep interest in art and music.  There will be opportunities to bliss out and appreciate the finer things as your sense of balance and equilibrium align themselves as we speak.  Get ready for more peace and security in life, Libra. Be sure to also read your rising sign as well as your sun sign, if you don’t know your rising sign check it out here http://www.clubmojan.com/astrology-reports

Quote of the month: Pain is inevitable misery is optional.

Tarot card of the month: EIGHT OF WANDS

Bonjour Bday Queen / King! What a ride that September took you on? You really do feel one year older, while the universe see’s you as 5 years a’wiser! You have the planetary pat on the back of approval.

Full moon in Aries October 4th will be rough on the ladies, as most men like it rough to begun with. Hang-In Tough like the New Kids suggested really wasn’t that bad of advice, I know yah know!

New moon in Libra October 18th, the energies will allow Libra’s to begin to make significant gradual progress in ALL areas of their lives. You can start by thanking the green lucky charms you’ve been eating lately for the fresh start that is about to occur. Love: check. Career: check. Inspiration: Hmmm, let’s just say there needs to be a little work in this arena of adjectives. You have until the end of the year to create that magic that you seem to seek outside of yourself. You Got It (The Right Stuff), exactly like NKOTB sang.

Quote of the month: Since NKOTB was channeled twice in your scope, it’s only appropriate that you listen to any / all of their albums NOW xo

Suggested Halloween costume: Vampire Madame / Mister (I know you ♥ “True Blood”)

Good karma deed of the month: Tell a friend about: http://psychicslut.com

Tarot card of the month: JUSTICE

Libra Whorescope for September 2009

Lately, the answer eludes you like a thief in the night. You already know the answer; the problem is you’ve been focusing on the wrong questions. Instead of dallying on semantics, syntax, punctuation, undulating tongues and lazy ears, press pause. Step backwards and forwards like a living seesaw.

Don’t worry- you wont get bored out of your skull or get restless… You will not even get nauseous from the motion. The calm is in the center of the storm and that’s where you’ll find you can press play to hear your TRUE SELF finally answering the right question- an “ism” is finite, a “Libra” is infinite!

Let an Aries boss you around this month, you might like it! Your life purpose’s mission will be revealed in 2010, for now collect the dots and you are entering solid ground.

Peel potatoes for a loved one this month, you beautiful creature you.