February 2 New Moon in Aquarius

Well now sultry one, your sexy is workin it as people are really starting to respond to your magnetism and likable personality since you have been more sociable and kind with few reservations as of late.

Usually you are not an especially tolerant person. You are progressive and on the ball, fashion forward in all arenas of life and super eager beaver to play an important role in any kind of progress. You know the road to success is usually under construction and keep on building it better.

You have a noble, regal air about you that impresses your peers as you show signs of high self-esteem, for which those whom you come in contact with respect you.

This is a great time for material success and personal well-being in addition to a small degree of public recognition.

You may be a little too quick to judge people and situations, as your whole life seems to move at a pretty rapid pace.

In romance you will notice how highly idealistic you have become, never ever forget and never-ever-land your sweet fiery, fairyesque, heart-shaped backside. Happy Valentines Day!

Full Moon February 18 in Leo

You appear extremely cold and cool emotionally, but you have people to do and things to be.

Your vortex of a mind is now channeled into practical mundane affairs giving credence to your “NO BS” attitude about most issues.

You’re driven like a racecar driver to get things done, and done right.  You are most definitely an over achiever, combining your precious energy to put your thoughts into action will bring you the justice you are yearning for.

If you have employees they may feel you’re an impossible boss because you’re so into that micro-magnifying glass you love managing with at this time.

You may be lacking originality, which will frustrate the heck out of you, but you have an inventive mind.  Keep using your melon as you absorb knowledge and remember to never overlook the smallest detail and put it to use in the most efficient way.

Your past actions may come back to haunt you. Just know that you have the potential of meeting with a very fine executive in the near future if you can keep from making any more enemies with your aggressive and critical nature. What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.

Not feeling like a romantic or socially outgoing person?  You may even be something of a “hermit” type. But no worries this too shall pass!

Quote of the month: “Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.”

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February 2 New Moon in Aquarius

Its friendly friend time, it will be very easy for you to meet and connect with strangers, which is great because you learn so much in un-intimacy. Your friendliness and ability to put people at ease can prove to be your greatest asset for success and attainment. Should make for an interesting Valentines Day.

Only issue with the detached way is sometimes you may be too quick to trust the untrustworthy, due to your kind heart you are so prone to have an initial sense of faith in others.

Few follow the code of treating other people as you would like to have them treat you which stems from your gift of deep feelings.

Excellent time for creativity, music, colors and art, as your mind is very studious, curious and inventive. To a cat, people are just furniture that does tricks.

You do not usually ask for much in a material sense, thus you will make extra cash during this time as you will learn the greatest lesson in life. A kind of detachment to achieving your needs brings it closer to you, you’ll see!

Strangely, inertia can be your only enemy now. Though shrewd in business, your honor never deserts you.

Full Moon February 18 in Leo

Bring on the charm, poise, balance and a good deal of common sense, because you have much to offer the world, but someone may have to spur you into action.

A little adversity is what you need to wake you up so that you can become very conscientious on your goals, dreams and wishes (11:11).

You may be prone to complain about the way life is treating you and can throw yourself into work with the greatest energy if you so desire.

The magic of life and the universal force wants to watch you experience success, just remember to apply yourself, results can be amazing.

Its time to surrender to your stubborn and not liking to be told what to do, your charisma and magnetism combined will help you by grabbing the reins of control and responsibility.

Quote of the month: “There’s an old saying – There’s No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar.”

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February 2 New Moon in Aquarius

Your mind is struggling to grasp details without missing the big picture that may disable you to achieve public notoriety. This is not typical of you as usually you have an uncanny intuitive foresight that allows you to anticipate the need for change and improvement.

You will now be genuinely noticed as a humanitarian, generous, and possess a desire to help others with acts of kindness.

Your romantic outlook is to an extreme during this Valentines Day, its not what one is looking for or what one can find, rather than create love and beauty in your surroundings and in your heart of hearts. If you are dateless, release the guilt that there’s something wrong with you for not having a special someone on Valentine’s Day.

You may feel slightly depressed but are still extremely loyal to your current circle of friends, they need you right now and you enjoy being of heart and hand.

Full Moon February 18 in Leo

During this full moon you are dominated and motivated by intellectual pursuits.

Don’t get carried away by petty worries and I say this because you will be moody and temperamental. Enjoy time to reflect instead of keeping yourself busy, as your problems will not go away.

Because of the degree of tense nervous energy try to steer clear of self-dramatization so you don’t feel misunderstood and unappreciated. Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?

The universe is trying to show you the windows of light as you keep knocking and looking for doors (opportunities) to open. Thus why you jump from one project to another with superman lightning speed, yet without ever completion.

Try sticking it out with one thing and respect the nature of life without getting bored of it thus not stopping to smell the roses. Developing the ability to relax and be satisfied in the world as you find it will help you a great deal. The amount of power you possess focused precisely you can rule your universe one day.

You never let the party down as you are sociable and entertaining, with a dirty martini dry sense of humor and 100 MPH fast wit.

Quote of the month: “Obsessed by a fairy tale, we spend our lives searching for a magic door and a lost kingdom of peace.”

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February 2 New Moon in Aquarius

Hi doll, you have an excellent understanding of your true self and your reputation is being understanding and sympathetic. You are the master of putting yourself in someone else’s position in order to feel how they feel. Like walking a mile in their shoes before passing judgment.

You may appear preoccupied this Valentines Day, as though you were caught up in many thoughts at the same time. No ones asking for you to bare your soul to those around you, maybe just try to spend a little time or effort making friends if you feel up for it

Nonetheless, you receive kudos from the loving universe for your general concern for people. With your wonderful intentions, you raise people to your level, rarely stooping to theirs.

Full Moon February 18 in Leo

Feeling more than unpretentiousness is an understatement during this time.

You now appeal to those who try hard to appear sure of themselves, and manage their affairs with a cool, calm and practical head.

You may have been especially shy and prudent in the past but now your confidence increases as you’ve matured with your innate desire to absorb knowledge and master details of all sorts.

When you give yourself love and time, you are especially open to connect other people. With your supernatural inclination to serve the deeds of those in need, why should you suffer from insanity when you and they can revel in it?

Your respect for the laws of the universe and traditions is preparing for an opportunity for authority, as you handle it so well.

Quote of the month: “Forget about a revolution, it’s all about evolution.”

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February 2 New Moon in Aquarius

This Valentines Day shall be an interesting one. As you are highly social, likable, and extroverted, going out meeting new people and looking for new experiences!

You rule the course as you may project your dynamic personality into group activities, romantic intimacy or creative gestures.

A slight feeling of melancholy may be with you the days around the 13th you do not want to be deeply involved or committed. And that is okay, respect the process of your nature. If you feel negative let it come up, but then counterpart the feeling or thought with something equally as positive.

Your romanticism and idealism seem to be left out in the distance due to your newfound ambition and commitment to success, you get along famously well in life with this gift.

Full Moon February 18 in Leo

There will be 2 major vibes during this time. 1. Warmly potent, impulsive and magnetic 2. Coldly cool, discreet, and introverted.

These two-sided feelings are a result to very strong opinions and emotions you have left buried from last winter.

Being attentive to self is vital to your happiness, dear Leo.

You may no longer depend on praise and the admiration attention you can summon, even if it’s nothing more than an innocent quest for approval. Yes, I’ve heard of “decaf.” What’s your point?

Take the time to truly reflect who your real friends are and let few close at this time.

At work, your natural politeness and charm you can turn on command. If you use this to your best advantage, you can be very successful in all that you attempt to do.

Quote of the month: “He who laughs last thinks slowest.”

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February 2 New Moon in Aquarius

You strive to be aloof from the mundane elements of the hectic everyday life scene, searching for truth, understanding, and knowledge at this time.

For Valentines Day this year your hearts inclined to be closed for business. Your goal is to recognize your romantic idealism, try harder to stay with the flow because it is impossible to satisfy your endless curiosity.

You may be insensitive to the people you love and lashing out your fears and pains, expecting them to be big enough to handle it.

You are more than a sympathetic person, because of the compassionate and caring way of looking at things, rather than just a bleeding heart. You don’t need a pedigree to be a best friend

Being suspicious will not bide very well for you.  Within yourself you have sound analytical and intuitive sense, dig deep!

Full Moon February 18 in Leo

You are feeling extra loyal and sympathetic, but not very romantic. It may be because marriage and commitment are on the brain and you are realizing how important an intellectual chemistry is.

Someone may dare you to do something quite radical; unfortunately with your heavy emotions these dares have no place in your life.

The time is now to connect with your inner revolutionary spirit as having peace is very important to you, stop fighting life and start learning your lessons!

You had the chance to make major changes last fall.  This time, when your direction is decided make a firm and decisive course of action hard to plan and execute. You earthlings have such strange eating habits

Quote of the month: “To be loved, be lovable”

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February 2 New Moon in Aquarius

You may steer clear of Valentines Day due to the constant flow of the current undercurrents. You have been absorbed in another vortex plane of existence and have lost respect for someone’s ability to think and reason, you have little use for them at this point in your life.

Contrary to pop culture belief, you don’t really believe in discriminating against anyone, so you hide the intolerance you cannot help but feel, you do not show this outwardly.

Work is your V-day present as you have the power and opportunity to influence people as you journey up your personal career ladder,

FYI Shallowness and superficiality will completely throw you off, which throws you off as it usually throws you ON.

Your profound mind’s broadening has inspired depth to your emotional nature that few can understand. Get stoned – Drink liquid cement.

Full Moon February 18 in Leo

At this time its best to avoid setting high standards for friends, family and co-workers to live up to. You will be better off analyzing yourself, for your own evolution, advancement and success.

We will just call you detective Scorpio for this portion of the month with your concentrated mental energies researching an investigation.

Your unscrupulous tendency to be absorbed in detail block your progress and you will miss the big picture because you are too involved with a piece of the puzzle.

Try your best to be tolerant with friends and loved ones. You may only have very few really close friends, even though they may not be especially deep and sympathetic. At least they make you laugh. Don’t blame me… I’m just visiting this planet!

Quote of the month: “Talk is Cheap – unless you hire a lawyer.”

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February 2 New Moon in Aquarius

You have a dramatic way of becoming a crusader enabling you to inspire and move people, whether the topic is profound or not.

You will provide a constant cheer of trustworthy support to all who come knocking on your window of opportunity; you don’t even mind the responsibility on your shoulders during this time.

Dramatic and artistry are your forte which make great for what people want to hear and see. Assuming a leadership role is natural for you. No matter where you go or what you do this month you are so socially aware, you seem to always do or say the right thing.  All you really want is for all to be happy and your contribution for February 2010 is astonishing!

Full Moon February 18 in Leo

You have specific plans. And you got the right ingredients to make your local bakery go out of business.  Lets see, you got optimism, tolerance, enthusiasm, intelligence, insight and momentum

Career and fellow business colleagues see you as an outstanding person who has versatility and adaptability in your profession.

Heck is a place for people who don’t believe in gosh.

Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional. Don’t really want to pressure you because you are at your best when you don’t rush things. BUT In love and romance, try being a tad less practical, you are charming spice it up a little!

Quote of the month: “If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.”

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February 2 New Moon in Aquarius

Your sincerity and genuine interest in people will make you very popular, and you enjoy involvement after a nice hermit period ending.

The Aquarius New Moon brings along a streak of originality, you might even be attracted to new interests and dramatic changes affecting the way you feel about things.

I advice using this powerful Valentines Day to think about how you lack in stability and reflect the bridge of the past that has brought you to the present and the future. If anyone tries to ask you out just say “Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.”

Full Moon February 18 in Leo

Having Virgo in the full moon may complicate and make creating more difficult.

Thank goodness your strong point is in analysis and criticism at this time, as you  will need it to seek a rational foundation.

You are too careful and controlled emotionally which may compel you to be much content being a loner.  Do your best about being aware of how reserved and cautious you can be, its okay to let people in sometimes. He who angers you, controls you!

Quote of the month: “Impotence: Nature’s Way Of Saying “No Hard Feelings.”

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February 2 New Moon in Aquarius

Life seems so ethereally surreal and Valentines Day will be that thing that inspires your extremely open-mindedness.

Your personality is a blend of intelligence and a streak of genius. The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it’s open.

You are extra super duper original and progressive in your thinking at this time; It’s important that you stay busy with the expression of your ideas, talents and able to understand the needs of the public.

With your ability for open-minded thinking, you are subconsciously preparing yourself for a humanitarian concern, as you have a lot to offer your community and the world at large.

Full Moon February 18 in Leo

Full Moon in Virgo produces outstanding accomplishments in anything that requires your great intelligence and true mental prowess.  Especially true if you plan precisely and proceed with confidant assurance.

Public displays of emotions and affection (PDA) may really need special attention and cultivation at this time to assure your partner harmony and happiness.

You have a great deal of potential in business and romance because of your ability to apply your wisdom which came from learning from your past mistakes.  You are immortal, so far.

Quote of the month: “Is what you’re living for, worth dying for?”

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February 2 New Moon in Aquarius

A cheerful outlook Fishies! You have the ability to make people enjoy your company because you are so charming with your emotional sensitivity and intuitive perceptions.

People really interest you now, and you may be officially termed true humanitarian with real loving intentions, which will result in the development of a larger circle of friends and work opportunities.

You can find success in career during this Valentines day special because of your ability to get along easily with strangers.

You have been dubbed a progressive because you firmly believe in what you are doing. The hardest part of February will be the dull routine and perhaps sudden and unexplainable changes in your mood or your feelings.

Full Moon February 18 in Leo

Your personal happiness depends on balancing the emotional and mental sides of your nature, so enjoy the Virgo love as it brings you back here on planet earth! Mentally you are at your best and you take on feelings and emotional impressions very useful in mundane situations and affairs.

Someone at work has noticed your good work (finally) and would like to acknowledge your efforts. You are best at work when you aren’t in a position of authority, you don’t take yourself too seriously and you don’t enjoy bossy bossing people around. If only closed minds, came with closed mouths.

Your fashion sense use of random words are really making cents these days, keep it up its your creativity shining through!

Take a bit of lonely loner time for yourself and gaze upon the ocean of life. The universe delivers magic to you and it does you good swimming quietly and with little fuss or stress. The opposite of progress is congress.

Quote of the month: “Normal people worry me”

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Welcome to 2011! May you be blessed in all ways, always. This year, Psychic Slut suggests working with THE LAW OF FAITH:

Only when we find faith in ourselves can we have faith in others. The Law of Faith is founded upon the recognition that we know more than we have read, heard, or studied; we know more because we ARE more; we have a direct link to universal wisdom; we only have to look, listen, and trust. –Dan Millman

“Only by having faith in ourselves can we be faithful to others” -Erich Fromm

New Moon Solar Eclipse January 4 in Capricorn:

Move over everything and anything, cause 2011 is all about your career, dear Rams. Unexpected but very much appreciated change is right around the corner, as this eclipse confirms your shift. Rewards are many even if your payoffs are subject to the pest control of time-delay. Still, prepare for a whole new meaning and purpose of life, so don’t look back, not even a peek-a-boo peep. Solar Eclipses are extremely powerful and manifestations usually take approximately six months to unfold, Even if you can’t see the forest fairies ‘cuz you feel stuck at one twisted tree, try your best to believe in the guidance of the fairies, Aries!

A Solar eclipse is about planting new seeds, new projects and reaching out for new experiences. Your new found sense of equal exchange with others will be the signal to ready, set, go off the dictated race track for some off-road and create your own path, up and down the down, down & dirty, slippin and slidin, organically induced go around and have a lil’ faith you’ll get back to the real reality on a road toward your natural direction. This non-race of a race is THE major turning point – the time has come to hang up your worry-warting ways & stale-bread crumb memories. Being reflective without a hindsight mirror and from a place of your inner core is how you heal from the wounds of ptsd (post-traumatic shutdown). You may exhibit an uncanny sensation of responsibility and a willingness to be the love you long for yourself.

Full Moon January 19 in Cancer:

Evolution in your expectations and goals are all part of the process in building your dream house. Your personal tape drive for success will have important people responding to you because of your authentic, adventurous record with the grooves of excitement embedded in your vinyl veins. The full moon being with fellow fire sign Leo amplifies your warm & fuzzy fancy-freeness and attracts positive response. Your self-respect is more important to you than how others perceive you, as you have inherent faith in your innate abilities. Take the steps to honor that part of yourself because you have clear visions, dreams and objectives during this time and you can finally start seeing the light at the end of the tunnel.

New Moon during a Solar Eclipse is prime time to go on an archaeological excavation of yourself. Pack your best dig tools and plunge into cracking the untapped wealth of your subconscious treasure trove and meditate on your discoveries. Regarding friends, I suggest overcoming the self-induced hysteria of “needing” them – you’re wide open warm heart is beating harmonious balance, not tugs of war. Intimacy trumps the need for needy friends and instead of indulging their temper tantrums, you must shed the light harvested from your digging expedition. If you have a Capricorn or Cancer rising you will be most affected by this Solar Eclipse.  If you don’t know your rising sign, find it here

Quote of the month: “With your life you could be on all of Oprah’s shows”

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Tarot card of the month: STRENGTH

Welcome to 2011! May you be blessed in all ways, always. This year, Psychic Slut suggests working with THE LAW OF CHOICES:

We can express ourselves in positive or negative ways; the choice is ours. The most basic choice we have in life is whether to expand or contract, whether to bring our creative and expressive energies out into the world in positive or negative ways. No matter what our circumstances, we have the power to choose our directions. –Dan Millman

“In each of us are heroes; speak to them and they will come forth” –Anonymous

New Moon Solar Eclipse January 4 in Capricorn:

Send the universe an invitation of your intention of what you want to manifest over the next six months. It’s time to shed old fears and head off in a totally different direction. Your instinctual attraction to people and things can be trusted now. Follow your heart’s yellow brick road to the path of pleasure and a joyous journey in the land of work. Having fellow earth sign during an eclipse is very powerful; you must make sure you plant pure seeds now, as your manifestations will take less than six months to unfold.

Oddly, you will feel most at home when you are asked to do something against your will; maybe you enjoy resisting with your grade “A” royal stubbornness. You will enjoy this tennis match of stubborn because deep down you feel compelled to show up for a loved one and are considered very dependable at this time. You are durable emotionally and can handle a crisis because you have too much practice and are in good shape, these friends are lucky to have you Bullybull!

You actually enjoy a sense of recognition and power and that’s okay, rightfully so security is important to you and you want nothing more for those you consider family. Its not wealth that you desire, but security of your own worth, which you like to see manifest in the material things you do in your world wise universe. People will call you Mr. or Miss ESP as you have the gift of telepathy for 2 weeks starting January 19th!

Full Moon January 19 in Cancer:

Its not that you don’t respect others, but during this time your ESP is so strong that listening and trusting yourself comes first and foremost. It’s about depending on your subtle hunches that are trustworthy, honest and devoted; make sure you share this gift with loved ones and eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

You may result in conflicting feelings as you could instantly like or dislike people because of instinctive feelings about them. Normally this is an unstable issue of yours, but now is an okay time to trust these extremes. After the period is over it is however important for you to double check decisions and avoid overestimating possibilities because of confidence or pride. But for now, you’re bang on! If you have a Capricorn or Cancer rising you will be most affected by this Solar Eclipse.  If you don’t know your rising sign, find it here

Quote of the month: “Why is there always so much month left at the end of the money?”

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Tarot card of the month: SUN

Welcome to 2011! May you be blessed in all ways, always. This year, Psychic Slut suggests working with THE LAW OF HONESTY:

Trusting and expressing our authentic feelings is the foundation of honesty. Recognizing, accepting, and expressing our authentic interior reality lies at the heart of honesty; only when we are honest with ourselves can we speak or act honestly with anyone else. In the sense of integrity, honesty entails acting in line with higher laws despite negative impulses to the contrary. –Dan Millman

“Live according to your highest light and more light will be given” -Peace pilgrim

New Moon Solar Eclipse January 4 in Capricorn:

Solar Eclipses may bring a disruption that comes out of nowhere and that suddenly demands your attention and focus. Think of it as your unicorn bank & trust savings account you will soulfully want to cash in on that boring, yet opportunity filled rainy day. Trust the process!  Relationships play a crucial role in your life now and you might want to go out of your way to set intentions of peace and harmony with others. The winds of surprises will blow excitement to a present union or create a fresh path to a new one. Be very careful what you wish for and use this intimate time wisely to consider what you want and express your desires clear as day.

You may start off feeling ambitious with a side of penetrating lazy daisy human nature. Being ready, willing and able to step forth in the public arena may make you feel uncomfortable, but that doesn’t take away from your gaining evolutionary breakthrough recognition if you go for it with verve and your own ultra sweet style. Trust yourself and be, cool, not the ‘I’m so cool’ kinda cool, but the cool to be yourself and in your own true skin, real kind of cool…as a cucumber. Try and take it easy with those who exist outside of you and your chi, you may be expecting things of value from them that require a good deal of effort. Others will live in their head cloud bubbles and will not be able to understand your needs, which you must ultimately look to the mirror to quench anyways. Just warning you so you don’t waste too much time or worse yet, take it personally.

Your unassuming and unpretentious nature not likely feels self-disciplined in the world of shrewdness and rudeness. No worries there, you are protected from the rat race and need only to remember to be your adorable charming self, great then, hit it hookers, haha…Oooo.

Full Moon January 19 in Cancer:

Others as well as yourself will notice how less shy your personality has been as of late. You are positive and confident, emphasizing pride, dignity and self-respect. You always strive to make a good first impression, and you care a good deal about what people think of you. Now others will be wearing your shoe on their other foot. You love karma and karma loves you, don’t eat gefilte fish because it may give you bad breath this year.

You expect baskets filled with cute puppies of support and respect from those whom you spend most of your time with. You have security in knowing others like you and you seem to crave and receive attention and respect. Your attractive warm and sunny personality knows how to get your way while making others feel that they are the winners, and that you are the one who is compromising. Underneath it all at your core you feel independent and determination and others rarely see or even realize it. If you have a Capricorn or Cancer rising you will be most affected by this Solar Eclipse.  If you don’t know your rising sign, find it here

Quote of the month: “When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried”

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Tarot card of the month: WHEEL OF FORTUNE

Welcome to 2011! May you be blessed in all ways, always. This year, Psychic Slut suggests working with THE LAW OF THE HIGHER WILL:

By our willingness to serve a higher purpose, we inspire ourselves and others. From the view point of our separate self and smaller will, it’s normal to act on the basis of our own desires and preferences; when we surrender our smaller self and will to the guidance of a higher will and dedicate our actions for the highest good of all concerned, we feel an inspired glow at the center of our life. –Dan Millman

Life is this simple: We are living in a transparent world, and God shines through in every moment. This is not just a fable or a nice story; it is living truth. If we remember God, abandon ourselves to God, and forget ourselves, we may see this truth: God manifests everywhere, in everything. We cannot be without God. It’s impossible. It’s simply impossible. -Thomas Merton

New Moon Solar Eclipse January 4 in Capricorn:

Solar Eclipses may stir things up on a physical and conscious level, bringing about change that will benefit you in the future. The alarm clock of life has gone off, and your awareness is increasingly most important to your success now. Deep emotional changes and major transformations clear away obstacles to reveal a whole new landscape for you. Don’t miss this magical opportunity to make changes and believe in it like your favorite infomercial!

Start believing the truth about yourself, you are highly purposeful and have a strong sense of what you expect out of life. According to my calculations this configuration awakens the hard-core innie inner that has kept you from being as sociable as you once were loveable Leo. Stay away from marshmallows and raisins this year btw.

The changes you will begin to notice and duly note is not letting anyone ever walk all over you no more. Self-respect, dignity and the impression you make on others, is vitally important to you. Although you may have been dealing with bouts of depression lately, your public face rarely shows the cracks to your Van Gogh mask. It’s for you to know and others to find out. Do not under any circumstance be ashamed of the state of mind you have been in lately, it is an alchemic and karmic lesson you have chosen to learn before you incarnated in your porcelain lion skin.

Full Moon January 19 in Cancer:

On the surface, you appear to be a powerhouse, uber successor and always expressing good spirits. Underneath, there may be a titillatingly badass streak in your nature, a degree of ruthlessness that never forgets the woes of your foes. Take this time during the magical howling moon to reflect and realize what you see in all is just a mirrored reflection of yourself. (I know you know)

Just to clarify, there is something magnificent about the fullness of the moon as your courageous methods of fighting, (whether for yourself or for others) will scorn enemies who attempt to betray the force, but without malice. With a slight flight of detachment you can save a friend in need or yourself in deed. If you have a Capricorn or Cancer rising you will be most affected by this Solar Eclipse.  If you don’t know your rising sign, find it here

Quote of the month: “What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? S&M&M”

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Tarot card of the month: HANGED MAN

Welcome to 2011! May you be blessed in all ways, always. This year, Psychic Slut suggests working with THE LAW OF PERFECTION:

“High vision can inspire us, but excellence is the best we can achieve” –Dan Millman

From a transcendental perspective, everyone and everything is unconditionally perfect; from a conventional viewpoint, perfection doesn’t exist –excellence is the best we can achieve, and achieving it takes time and practice. We are raised on comparison; our education is based on it; so is our culture. So we struggle to be someone other than who we are. -J. Krishnamurti

New Moon Solar Eclipse January 4 in Capricorn:

Solar Eclipses are very powerful and manifestations usually take six months to unfold. Expect a signed, sealed and delivered change of your life’s direction. This eclipse casts light on the old and outdated revealing where you need to go (within) so you can finally be free. The stars above are urging you to re-create your loves to refresh resolve, leading to a new life.

You may sense the urgency in reconnecting to your artistic skills and add beauty to your life with your well-integrated personality and your fine mind. Not necessarily speaking about the critical aspect you got going on, rather than the creative side of you Virgie.

You and only you can be your source of strength, cheerleading support, and ambition. There are few who can do this like you do, endowing you with splendid abilities. Your inner ambition wants wealth and power and it wants it in a healthy manor. You can be silently violent, yet committed to maintaining your personal integrity so your loved ones will continuously recognize this and rebuild trust in you.

Full Moon January 19 in Cancer:

what will come out of you is quite a contradictory personality. The side effects may be much internal indecision, but you got the right mule to rule the roost. Reconsider what you think you ‘should’ do instead of what you ‘would in actuality’ do. Your conscientious nature will reveal great devotion to spending precious time worrying on reflecting and over analyzing what you have said or done.

The time to begin the process of trusting yourself is now. If you do not like what you feel inside duly note and prepare to battle issues in the subconscious world of unicorns and elves. Your dreams will allow you to have psychic surgery perjury to release and surrender to being happy and invigorated. Take advantage of the moons prowess. Eat crispy cream donuts once a month, you can out sweet any donut this planet has to offer! If you have a Capricorn or Cancer rising you will be most affected by this Solar Eclipse.  If you don’t know your rising sign, find it here

Quote of the month: “Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.”

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Tarot card of the month: EMPRESS

Welcome to 2011! May you be blessed in all ways, always. This year, Psychic Slut suggests working with THE LAW OF PATTERNS:

“Patterns tend to reassert themselves unless we exert strong leverage to change them” –Dan Millman

Any habit or pattern, whether we call it “good” or “bad”, despite our best intentions tends to reassert itself over time unless we break that pattern by doing something different. The events of childhood do not pass but repeat themselves like seasons of the year. -Eleanor Farjeon

New Moon Solar Eclipse January 4 in Capricorn:

It’s a wonderful time to take more responsibility for your life as you share new plans with your NEW friends. There may be difficulty in making progress with plans, but that’s irrelevant.  Just be patient, able, ready and willing.  It appears that you possess a good deal of self-esteem that will come with recognition and admiration. You are more than willing to work hard to achieve your just rewards in this regard.

Major changes in how you see yourself will affect how you are perceived by others; thereby affecting all of your personal AND business relationships. You may not feel particularly extroverted at this time your drive is more likely directed to a deserving status and a shining reputation. To some you may seem hard, cold, and a bit like a machine; but don’t let that stop you as you get the green light in the 4^th dimension to transcend beyond your wildest dreams.

Full Moon January 19 in Cancer:

You’re in the mood for love simply, just because. You could be a millionaire if your career was to emerge yourself in love affairs.  You couldn’t care less how dull the rest of your life is because my little darling, romance and intimacy will never be routine or boring for you. While you may be recluse and discreet, a wild child full of grace love affair is well within your reach, especially if you are near the beach. Carrots will bring out your romantic sex drive.

Hobbies, work, career including your professional life is driven in low gear by the laws of gravity and inertia. This is specifically for your benefit as pleasantries, love, luxury, and being more socially interactive are the motivation behind the discrepancies. You finally find that inner sunshine and remember that you like and enjoy people, bewildered? If you have a Capricorn or Cancer rising you will be most affected by this Solar Eclipse.  If you don’t know your rising sign, find it here

Quote of the month: “Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?”

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Tarot card of the month: HIEROPHANT

Welcome to 2011! May you be blessed in all ways, always. This year, Psychic Slut suggests working with THE LAW OF THE PRESENT MOMENT:

“Impatience and regrets dissolve in the recognition that only NOW exists” –Dan Millman

Time doesn’t exist; what we refer to as “past” and “future” have no reality except in our own mental constructs. The idea of time is a convention of thought and language, a social agreement; in truth, we only have this moment. The present moment is a powerful goddess. –Goethe

New Moon Solar Eclipse January 4 in Capricorn:

Eclipses are about endings, and beginnings. A need for a dynamic and fresh outlook at old ideals is the lesson at this time. There may be some sort of loss, be it friendship, old ways of thinking or job. In the same breathe, chop-chop there will be a new beginning as a rapid renewal of babble worthy creative conversations and new ideas sweep you away. An inspiring chapter in your life opens popularity as long as you are true to your high principles and honest with yourself.

Business strategies are a peace of cake for you with your considerable powers of self-control. Your professional personality catches up to your ambitious pie and the urge for recognition will fade for a few days as you feel recognized by self from yourself. Circumstances will provide opportunities to alter your life and the ability to unmask your feelings, and you say this is a bad thing? Not for you it isn’t, to know you is to love and if no one really knows you then…

I understand you have a deep seeded and keen understanding of psychology, particularly in matters of people’s predictable actions, weaknesses and decision making process. It’s a great time to exercise personal control, this manifests feelings and emotions that in the future will help serve personal interests and ambitions. Don’t eat too many Deep fried monkey toes, if you happen to be in Indonesia this year.

Full Moon January 19 in Cancer:

Hello flirty flirt, with your strong, positive personality, who could possibly resist you? If you don’t let your intense emotions completely take over, you will become the mascot of confidence, determination and courage. Don’t feel weak when your feelings and passions come on too strong, you are complex as are the ideals that you strive for. Patience will always be patient; you on the other hand need feel okay with where you are at in the moment. It’s exactly where you need to be.

Your usual song and dance showmanship permit is the secret to your success regarding love and romance is about to expire. Fact, you’re a very passionate person and one more fact, you are apt to be a bit harsh on your partner during the full moon as the inner wolf within just wants to howl. Like anyone else, when they show weakness or human frailties, acknowledge your behavior and be your charming self. If you have a Capricorn or Cancer rising you will be most affected by this Solar Eclipse.  If you don’t know your rising sign, find it here

Quote of the month: “Happiness can’t buy money.”

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Tarot card of the month: MAGICIAN

Welcome to 2011! May you be blessed in all ways, always. This year, Psychic Slut suggests working with THE LAW OF FLEXIBILITY

“Staying flexible, we make the best use of difficulties and changing circumstances” –Dan Millman

Flexibility avails us far more than either passivity or resistance; by actively using whatever arises, embracing even the most painful circumstances, we deal with our difficulties more effectively, as we begin to see them as a form of spiritual training. Always fall in with what you’re asked to accept. Fall in with it and turn it your way. -Robert Frost

New Moon Solar Eclipse January 4 in Capricorn:

Imagine a field, full of grace, awaiting your plantation of personal power planting seeds and soon growing in a garden of personal goals. Your bank account is changing, but it may be a while before you see where it is going. You are on the edge of a breakthrough like a butterfly dancing in the sunlight so stay alert to the flow of information. You are a vigorous thinker who is forced to reevaluate how your self-esteem affects the future of your success.

This is a very good time to want more for you than just plain old control or power. Begin this journey by seeking happiness and personal satisfaction in your job well done. Jump in; take a swim, the waters nice. Start with optimism and enthusiasm, and plan for a practical or realistic basis. Good intuition breeds the understanding of your future course of business.  Stay away from Squirrel Brain this year (Yes, I’m talking about the brain of the small tree-climbing rodent)

Full Moon January 19 in Cancer:

You strongly feel the love of mankind and with a very tolerant attitude. Honor and integrity usually gets an unfair advantage regarding success because there is more than enough energetic and enthusiastic “freak jobs that will do anything/everything to get where you want to be. The good news is that you will persistently keep pursuing your goals long after the “freaks” have thrown in the towel.

One obstacle you may encounter (consider it a temporary problem) is if you can avoid scattering your energies, you will move the mountains out of the desert. Your creativity is on the “high” mode and you have in you the ability to manifest exactly to the degree (give or take) you envisioned. This is not as hard as it sounds, thank goodness gracious the chaotically insane sane Full Moon will never let you lose sight of your goals. If you have a Capricorn or Cancer rising you will be most affected by this Solar Eclipse.  If you don’t know your rising sign, find it here

Quote of the month: “Two wrongs don’t make a right but three rights make a left.”

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Tarot card of the month: STAR

Welcome to 2011! May you be blessed in all ways, always. This year, Psychic Slut suggests working with THE LAW OF CYCLES

The world of nature exists Within a larger pattern of cycles, such as day and night & the passing of the seasons. The seasons do not push one another; neither do clouds race the wind across the sky; all things happen in good time; Everything has a time to rise, and a time to fall. Whatever rises, falls, and whatever falls shall rise again; that is the principle of cycles. –Dan Millman

Patience is power; With time and patience, The mulberry leaf becomes silk. -Chinese proverb

New Moon Solar Eclipse January 4 in Capricorn:

An unexpected fresh new path opens up as you experience an ending and a beginning simultaneously. Before the fireworks extravaganzas begin, you MUST let go of past aspirations so you can plant seeds in a new garden. Review your life like you are a movie critic, let go of past cravings, recommit to yourself and how, what and why that works for you.

No one can argue you have a heart of gold, yet this period breeds the inner rigid and unbending will in you. You require truth and facts, check. You reject superficial frivolousness, check. Yet your ambitions are on the line when you are distracted now and begin enjoying control, almost like a fetish. There is a good deal of single-minded needed in achieving your goals, so try and catch yourself so you can snap out of it and not don’t waste precious time.

Full Moon January 19 in Cancer:

You desire to be in charge. You are capable of greatness as you appear self-sufficient in your demeanor. Detachment is your weapon of mass seduction that makes you seem important even before you are. You are learning how to set boundaries and how to be decisive at the right times and in the right manner. It’s difficult to predict exactly how this year will turn out for you Cappy.  Words of wisdom to you would be: ask yourself if you do what you want or what everyone else wants you to do. Be clear who is you and who is them. Try something new this year, eat Beuschl; it’s pig liver, kidney, and heart cut in small pieces and cooked together with some spices.

2010 seemed to be the year of perpetual see-saw. You went up when you would rather go down and down as apposed to up. Stay as true to yourself as possible in 2011, you’ll give in to the wishes of others, without really knowing why or even wanting to. Most of the time you do what others want you to do, whether you want to or not. If you have a Capricorn or Cancer rising you will be most affected by this Solar Eclipse.  If you don’t know your rising sign, find it here

Quote of the month: “Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn’t have to do it”

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Tarot card of the month: WORLD

Welcome to 2011! May you be blessed in all ways, always. This year, Psychic Slut suggests working with THE LAW OF NO JUDGMENTS:

“The universal Spirit does not judge us; judgments are human inventions, a means to compare, contrast, and control as we judge ourselves against artificial, and often idealistic, standards of perfection, morality, or truth” –Dan Millman

As youth fades and time brings changes, we may change many of our present opinions. So let us refrain from setting ourselves up as judge of the highest matters. –Plato

New Moon Solar Eclipse January 4 in Capricorn:

Many positive changes may occur during a Solar Eclipse especially in thoughts, slang, wardrobe, lifestyle, career, health and family.  A turning point occurs as you choose to share something important with an authoritative personality that you’ve been keeping to yourself. You may change your mind about what you want and you find yourself ready to tell others about your new insights. Open our heart to receive love while maintaining your originality and independence, and leave your restless temperament at the coat check.

Work and home life responsibilities may be quite heavy at this time. Use your inner sources like a flashlight in a black out to shed light on the situations. Engage with yourself and others with your natural executive ways and humanitarianism with people. Eat a lot of Calf’s Head this year it’s a delicacy in France.

Full Moon January 19 in Cancer:

Friends in need (what else is new). You are the one people come to when they have problems and need help. Remember that just because you are sensitive and affectionate, doesn’t mean you need to stay in a relationship that has gone sour.

What is sweet about all this the highlighted arena of romantic interests and marriage strongly influences your life now, so save a dance for them. Just the same, you love very deeply even if it may cloud your judgment and ability once in a while.

Be a pillar of strength as you follow your inner feelings, be positive and determined when you feel you are right. A wave of warmth and affection come over your life, a cloud teaching you to slow down on jumping to conclusions.  2011 shall bring you success; however, when you can keep your emotions under the control of your intellect you see better days ahead. If you have a Capricorn or Cancer rising you will be most affected by this Solar Eclipse.  If you don’t know your rising sign, find it here

Quote of the month: “Nothing political is correct.”

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Tarot card of the month: LOVERS

Welcome to 2011! May you be blessed in all ways, always. This year, Psychic Slut suggests working with THE LAW OF INTUITION

“As we stop comparing ourselves to others, we connect with our heart’s wisdom”

We can only get in touch with our own source of intuition and wisdom when we no longer depend upon others’ opinions for our sense of identity or worth; we all tend to worship something; the question is, will we worship the god of opinion, or the god of our heart? –Dan Millman

I found I had less and less to say, until finally, I became silent, and began to listen. I discovered in the silence, the voice of God. -Soren Kierkegaard

New Moon Solar Eclipse January 4 in Capricorn:

You might want to have a “rip the band aid” effect so you can let go of what is familiar and you step way outside your box boundaries. You want love, a good life and exciting new opportunities, then you got to make room in your head and in your heart.

The new year finds your taking on greater responsibilities with a change so radical, you enhance your self image to reflect the massive changes going on within you!! It is a very beneficial time for you to nurture your soul with natural life, art and spirituality to regenerate your body, mind and soul. You will find an emotional sensitivity and intuitive perception that is naturally shy and sensitive during the New Moon; providing a degree of confidence, drive, and strength of purpose, without being overly materialistic and shallow. Though you want to get somewhere in life, but without appearing pushy or too determined. Success comes from combining your inner intuitive perceptiveness with subtle outward practicality, responsibility and integrity.

Heed precaution in financial affairs, depending on your current state self-restraint your abundance with financial rewards will see the light at the end of the tunnel. You may see no results till May of 2011 (no more underrating yourself) but take a pic so you can deal with the whole rather the detail of the parts. Eat lots of blubber; raw fat from sea mammals, its good for you ; )

Full Moon January 19 in Cancer:

You’re a more positive force than people perceive you, as others do not see both sides of the coin. Hard lessons for all will help them understand the terms of “what goes up, must come down”

On the surface you may have kept it all together so others can learn on their own time and terms. Yet now people around you will have a taste of knowing what its like to see all sides of a situation. You are a pillar of strength, personal relationships are extremely important to you. You will be sensitive to others as the lessons 2010 presents will hard for most but you embody growth and fluidity so you already have this one in the bag!

This doesn’t mean that you can be happy one moment, and the next you can be tired, sad, and blue. Its just that you have ridden that wheel of fortune time and time again and now know to just go with the flow of the fishy stream of life. You have a very old soul and can be tired of the game, competition is hard for you to handle as you know many of the secrets of the universe including we are all one, so no need to compete with one another. With that being said, you are best when you choose a position in life that provides authority where you can present your strong points and lovable personality. If you have a Capricorn or Cancer rising you will be most affected by this Solar Eclipse.  If you don’t know your rising sign, find it here

Quote of the month: “You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive”

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Tarot card of the month: HERMIT

New Moon in Sagittarius December 5th 2010:

Great time for creating new relationships, attract and open up for your soul mate, remove blockage from past relationships initiates new beginnings, any artistic/ creative endeavors, manifestation, birth, and rebirth. This period is wonderful for cleansing your energy of patterns, good time for love, romance, revived health & a new career.

Full Moon Lunar Eclipse in Gemini December 21st 2010:

Great time for closure, aid, rekindling romance, reenergizing and healing marriage, relationship & career, generates a wish for completion & clarity of a situation, relationship, or project. This period is about consistency – being ready to take action, the creation of change, and is beneficial for: love, relationships, legal matters, releasing old patterns, healing, money, dreams & subconscious work.

New Moon in Taurus November 6th 2010:

Great time for creating new relationships, attract and open up for your soul mate, remove blockage from past relationships initiates new beginnings, any artistic/ creative endeavors, manifestation, birth, and rebirth. This period is wonderful for cleansing your energy of patterns, good time for love, romance, revived health & a new career.

Full Moon  in Taurus November 21st 2010:

Great time for closure, aid, rekindling romance, reenergizing and healing marriage, relationship & career, generates a wish for completion & clarity of a situation, relationship, or project. This period is about consistency – being ready to take action, the creation of change, and is beneficial for: love, relationships, legal matters, releasing old patterns, healing, money, dreams & subconscious work.

New Moon in Gemini June 12th 2010:

Great time for creating new relationships, attract and open up for your soul mate, remove blockage from past relationships initiates new beginnings, any artistic/ creative endeavors, manifestation, birth, and rebirth. This period is wonderful for cleansing your energy of patterns, good time for love, romance, revived health & a new career.

Full Moon Lunar Eclipse in Capricorn June 26th 2010:

Great time for closure, aid, rekindling romance, reenergizing and healing marriage, relationship & career, generates a wish for completion & clarity of a situation, relationship, or project. This period is about consistency – being ready to take action, the creation of change, and is beneficial for: love, relationships, legal matters, releasing old patterns, healing, money, dreams & subconscious work.

New moon in Taurus May 13: Great time for creating new relationships, attract and open up for your soul mate, remove blockage from past relationships initiates new beginnings, any artistic/ creative endeavors, manifestation, birth, and rebirth. This period is wonderful for cleansing your energy of patterns, good time for love, romance, revived health & a new career. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

Full Moon in Sagittarius May 27th: Great time for closure, aid, rekindling romance, reenergizing and healing marriage, relationship & career, generates a wish for completion & clarity of a situation, relationship, or project. This period is about consistency – being ready to take action, the creation of change, and is beneficial for: love, relationships, legal matters, releasing old patterns, healing, money, dreams & subconscious work. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

New moon in Aries April 14th: Great time for creating new relationships, attract and open up for your soul mate, remove blockage from past relationships initiates new beginnings, any artistic/ creative endeavors, manifestation, birth, and rebirth. This period is wonderful for cleansing your energy of patterns, good time for love, romance, revived health & a new career. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

Full Moon in Scorpio April 28th: Great time for closure, aid, rekindling romance, reenergizing and healing marriage, relationship & career, generates a wish for completion & clarity of a situation, relationship, or project. This period is about consistency – being ready to take action, the creation of change, and is beneficial for: love, relationships, legal matters, releasing old patterns, healing, money, dreams & subconscious work. If you would like to reap the benefits of this time period for healing deep seeded issues or patterns check out these amazing Healing Baths!

New moon in Pisces March 15th: Great time for creating new relationships, attract and open up for your soul mate, remove blockage from past relationships initiates new beginnings, any artistic/ creative endeavors, manifestation, birth, and rebirth. This period is wonderful for cleansing your energy of patterns, good time for love, romance, revived health & a new career.

Full Moon in Libra March 29th: Great time for closure, aid, rekindling romance, reenergizing and healing marriage, relationship & career, generates a wish for completion & clarity of a situation, relationship, or project. This period is about consistency – being ready to take action, the creation of change, and is beneficial for: love, relationships, legal matters, releasing old patterns, healing, money, dreams & subconscious work.

New Scopes up soon!

Full Moon December 2, 2009 in Gemini:  Calling you chatty Cathy this month will be an understatement, so much to say with oh so little time. You may need to hold your horsies to form soundly based observations before unleashing your expressions like Niagara Falls. It will be better to refrain from jumping to wild-willed conclusions; they will get you in capital T.R.O.U.B.L.E. with the Jekyll and Hyde of the Gemini moon. Success will come flying with some of that greatest trapeze-ease for you in 2010 because you will learn how to master the art of secrecy (discretion Aries, not hoarding information). With this mastery, the world will be seduced by your fun wit and good intentions. At work, you command others to execute tasks as precisely and detail oriented as you do. But remember, it’s silly to bossy boss everyone around when they’ve already left the building.

You will play detective this month, as your style of information-gathering has evolved and you no longer seesaw on important subjects. Aries work wonders when they put a pen to hand and write out their thoughts, feelings, and emotions – the hard part is you think and feel faster than you can manage to gather all on paper. Now is the time to overcome superficiality with respect to certain emotional matters.

New Moon December 16, 2009 in Sagittarius: Woohoo, fellow fire sign in the house (the pun is ALWAYS intended). This aspect makes you feel alive as you are most enlivened and aligned with your fellow fire starters! Your almost eerie telepathic gift of scientific investigation will most likely inspire new philosophies of life – open your mind to the MANY levels of higher dimensions readily available to us here on planet Earth. The natural tendency for Aries to be fighter for the under dog world has got you in a tizzy as the Sagittarius Moon does impose a great deal of responsibility to make a difference. The proper path you should follow is always the one in your heart, never the one in your mind. You are definitely a leader of humankind and even though you sometimes underestimate them, try putting your sweet self in their shoes, for not all of us are as strong as you Rams.

Full Moon December 31, 2009 in Cancer: A Blue Moon, a magical event that happens every 9 years. New Years Eve will be a roller coaster ride as you have strong intuitive powers, so your trust issues will rise from the dead for one last zombie showdown. Be sure to remember who you are today and not bring back your Mars past as it’s not the time to Peter-Piper-Pickle battles. You must realize, even when unintentional, at times you are damaging to others without realizing it. Remember to not take yourself too seriously and avoid excesses in unreality t.v. land dramatization. Always say thank you to your secret Santa gift, even if you don’t love it.

Mercury Retrograde December 26, 2009 – Jan 15, 2010: There will be many unexpected delays and frustrations in communications; I wouldn’t sign any contracts, as there will be setbacks. It is not the primetime to make critical decisions that throw your life’s path into a maze needing to waste essential life S.O.S.’s. Use this holiday time for sincere reflection of your self, your subconscious thoughts and the way you think about things. . . No need for a big red nose ‘cuz Mercury is around for the New Year.

Quote of the month: “Don’t judge a book by its movie”

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Tarot card of the month: JUDGEMENT

Full Moon December 2, 2009 in Gemini: Stop feeding the pigeons! Because of your grubby little hands, they have pooped on all your friends’ heads this month. You are a social sea creature monger and a definite air of magnetic awesomeness marks your personality. With that you will be more apt to make errors of judgment in people, places, and bird feeding. The natural trait of stubbornness will haunt you like it did Marilyn Monroe, but the Gemini Moon often shows a tendency to jumpstart dead battery conclusions and the natural Taurus fixity is not nearly so apparent. But sometimes trouble can arise when you form too quick an opinion and hold to it, no matter where the birds are migrating. You are mentally alert, but apt to lack the great memory usually possessed by Taurus natives. Try your besty bestest to not be so hypercritical of other people. You may find yourself constantly jumping into friendships and romances, but always finding reasons why the other person is not right for you. The mind always needs something tangible and concrete with which to relate. Keeping yourself mentally busy is vital for you, or else you end up in the clouds of fa-la-la land where the fairies and unicorns reside on vacay while Sandy Claws is steering the reins.

New Moon December 16, 2009 in Sagittarius: You have extended your contract with the social butterfly association. Be ready to be extroverted and sociable as you are ready to party and will thoroughly enjoy having a good time. Your extraterrestrial developed social sense suggests that you like people to the point of obsession. You would rather be home alone tackling burglars than feeling stuck with someone you consider dull or uninteresting. If you’re not obsessed, you’re typically bored out of your skull… As some consider you controversial, we here at Psychic Slut find you eerily alluring with your sense of self and determination. I will say that you MUST stop with the gossip and rumor-mongering. If you want a good life filled with delicious karma then you must proceed with a clean mouth (multiple courses of the Whor-e-Scope mouthwash are what the slut gods prescribe for you).

Full Moon December 31, 2009 in Cancer: The Blue Moon will bring out a more contradictory aspect of yourself, which will be confusing rather than Confucius-ing. The Moon placement makes you extra super sensitive, which will bring out your old schoolyard bully nature. Usually you hide your dislikes and rely on your self-made diplomatic immunity, making it unclear to others exactly where you stand or what you are thinking. At work you appear as a tad bit of a shrewd mastermind planner who comes up with strategies often influenced more by feelings than reason. I strongly suggest stabilizing your home and hanging with your family asap. Be on the lookout for an opportunity for your cocoon moment, as skin deep will no longer suffice for you.  Remember, if you’re not good, Santa’s naughty list will give an Obama Chia Pet in that stocking of yours, and we all know coal is far more useful.

Mercury Retrograde December 26, 2009 – Jan 15, 2010: There will be many unexpected delays and frustrations in communications; I wouldn’t sign any contracts, as there will be setbacks. It is not the primetime to make critical decisions that throw your life’s path into a maze needing to waste essential life S.O.S.’s. Use this holiday time for sincere reflection of your self, your subconscious thoughts and the way you think about things. . . No need for a big red nose ‘cuz Mercury is around for the New Year.

Quote of the month: “Its better to be a failure at something you love, than a success at something you hate”

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Tarot card of the month: MOON

Full Moon December 2, 2009 in Gemini: The spirits of famous deceased Gemmies will come back to play (John F. Kennedy & Marilyn Monroe) – they are a part of the master plan and will use their Gemini powers very wisely and precisely, creating high voltage electricity. Not steady smooth electricity, but rather static charges bouncing from one place to another, constantly active. Take a life long vacation from idle icon worshipping of the golden calf, your power is sacred and you are giving it away faster than an all you-can-eat buffet. Break free of the illusions society has set forth in all forms of curriculums, particularly the instant-gratification nation. You are addicted to looking at anything, everything and everyone but yourself. Looking in the mirror-mirror on the wall should be liberating, not the question of whose the fairest of them all. Your reflection is beautiful, so open for your mind to your inner beauty and unmask yourself from the ideals set by the media’s sub-standard ideology of self.

New Moon December 16, 2009 in Sagittarius: This is a sublime time for you because your uncontrollable personality is super-charged with the desire for intellectual freedom, travel, adventure, and your Never-Ending story. You are frank, honest, restless, and quite open to break on through to the other side as Jim Morrison would advise you. You are the type that knows a little bit about many things and you’re sure to have an opinion about any subject that comes up. Oddly enough, though your knowledge tends to be rather superficial, your quick wit and gift for oratory makes you a master-debater to be reckoned with. Your droll personality, quicksilverness of mind, and facility of thought will take you to far, far away new dimensions you never knew existed. Being social is highlighted with pinkie-swear pinkness as your unconventional conversation skills are admired and digested, so be true to you Boo.

Full Moon December 31, 2009 in Cancer: The magical Blue Moon will bring forth your high-tide and high-wire walker emotional nature. Your mind is filled with extra curricular stimuli and fascinations; you will be on the lookout for experiences, romance and revolutionary ideas to store for winter’s incubation. Keeping your mind focused is the skeleton-key to controlling an ever-present problem with nervous tension. But when you dwell on personal issues and petty problems, you may find yourself becoming progressively more subject to tension-towers of daytime soapy-soap drama. You tap into your personal matrix and life purpose at this time, as you are required to attain peace, quiet, and stability in your life. Unfortunately, domestic stability doesn’t come effortlessly for you unless you can stop thinking with your Emo-tions. Just because you sometimes know what is going on in the minds of others and you have little difficulty predicting their actions doesn’t mean you are always accurate. Jingle all the way to your noblest Noel!

Mercury Retrograde December 26, 2009 – Jan 15, 2010: There will be many unexpected delays and frustrations in communications; I wouldn’t sign any contracts, as there will be setbacks. It is not the primetime to make critical decisions that throw your life’s path into a maze needing to waste essential life S.O.S.’s. Use this holiday time for sincere reflection of your self, your subconscious thoughts and the way you think about things. . . No need for a big red nose ‘cuz Mercury is around for the New Year.

Quote of the month: “If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic”

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Tarot card of the month: TOWER

Full Moon December 2, 2009 in Gemini: You have been living in the 4^th dimension for quite some time now. We hope it went well for you, as it’s nice to take a break from all the lower levels of sewage energy. It was supple yet highly noticeable as your angels gently popped your air balloon of whimsical gallivant. You may feel like a PH-Balanced instinctual magnet-machine, which on a good day will enhance your intuition fruition. Flexibility and adaptability are your strengths and sometimes your weakness as well. You are tuned in to your singy-songy world notes and always eager to please with your warm and fuzzy ease-tease. You enjoy social events and really hate feeling that you have been left out of any group. Your feelings are susceptible to unnecessary hurt and until you learn not to let it happen, you’ll find yourself in a fuming turmoil. Even if you don’t let it show, internally, you’re never very sure of yourself, hence why you crabs have more than two legs to stand on and can walk more than just this way.

New Moon December 16, 2009 in Sagittarius: The fiery new moon brings you a more sociable demeanor which will define you as a “free spirit” of the highest dimension (the 96% of undiscovered universe in our infinite-loving galaxy will become your new bff). Let the Sagittarian fires be what roasts your chestnuts – fireplaces are magical, but the mesmerizing New Moon fire is this holiday’s new security blankie.

Full Moon December 31, 2009 in Cancer: The Blue Moon’s double dosage of Cancer intensifies the inherent traits of the sign and will produce an X marking the spot to your treasure map of feelings. You are an extremely emotional sandwich with a side of aloofness, so you may feel that you are being overdone and sent back to the kitchen too many times. It’s not that you’re self-centered to feel this way, but for some strange reason you’re not coming across positively-cooked to others. Please try your hardest to not be super duper outdatedly suspicious of people as it takes a minute to win your seal of approval and confidence. Marriage or stability is on the membrane and you will go gourmet to concrete-complete an ever-evolving relationship. You will finally put aside your protective turtle shell, so you may be the soul mate and old-fashioned romantic you truly are. You have sympathy and compassion during one of your holiday dinners and this will stop you from throwing turkey, stuffing, and pumpkin pie in your uncle’s eye.

Mercury Retrograde December 26, 2009 – Jan 15, 2010: There will be many unexpected delays and frustrations in communications; I wouldn’t sign any contracts, as there will be setbacks. It is not the primetime to make critical decisions that throw your life’s path into a maze needing to waste essential life S.O.S.’s. Use this holiday time for sincere reflection of your self, your subconscious thoughts and the way you think about things. . . No need for a big red nose ‘cuz Mercury is around for the New Year.

Quote of the month: “Don’t wish for it…work for it”

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Tarot card of the month: THE DEVIL

Full Moon December 2, 2009 in Gemini: You’re not exactly in love and believe a Gemini moon is your soul mate but you handle this difficult complicated and bipolar event quite well. Thanks to you, the rest of the zodiac has someone to stand up to the “all mighty” Jekyll and Hide. Your mind is intuitive, rather than your usual profounding confounding self-imposed think-tank. Your public life will absolutely link you in with people of influence during this time, so get your projects ready Freddie!!! Your ideas will be delivered on a gold plated platform of magic and they will know now that you are a very interesting conversationalist. You will love this holiday season as your true social self loves to entertain, whine, dine, and enshrine. Your guests will be interesting people who stimulate YOU for a change and you will not have to be the one who changes the subject during an awkward moment with the weirdo that’s sitting to your right.

New Moon December 16, 2009 in Sagittarius: Time for travel, adventure and pre-true Blue Moon thrills as you find the mountain to climb or stone to turn, and life seems a never ending chain of games to win and avenues to explore. Your spirit is a bit restless, yet positive and mind matrix alert. This just in… in a series of small fires, having a fellow fire sign in the moon will be a challenge to harness your burning emotional nature and direct the flames to a more constructive purpose. You give the Energizer Bunny a run for its money, others will call you Mrs. or Mr. Dash as your spicy ways charm them with your enthusiasm. Try your best to not let pettiness infuriate you because not everyone is as independent and happy as you are. Give them time and space to find that for themselves… Do it for the elves!

Full Moon December 31, 2009 in Cancer: The Blue Moon will integrate your personality as watery Cancer makes you in the mood for love and being in the spotlight. Your natural warmth and sympathetic ways will come for a skinny-dip in the lake of life and people will be attracted to you because of this. Friends will feel freefalling confidence to trust in you because you are so extra-dependably loyal with this moon’s elemental balance.

Mercury Retrograde December 26, 2009 – Jan 15, 2010: There will be many unexpected delays and frustrations in communications; I wouldn’t sign any contracts, as there will be setbacks. It is not the primetime to make critical decisions that throw your life’s path into a maze needing to waste essential life S.O.S.’s. Use this holiday time for sincere reflection of your self, your subconscious thoughts and the way you think about things. . . No need for a big red nose ‘cuz Mercury is around for the New Year.

Quote of the month: “Enjoy your light body interceptors.”

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Tarot card of the month: THE CHARIOT

Full Moon December 2, 2009 in Gemini: Your karma is at stake! Your seductive prowess is unleashed and has escaped the coy department. No, you are not under arrest but the karma police have hired a detective guru to keep their closest peeper-peeps on you. Be aware that your responses to what you have perceived may not be particularly emotional or sympathetic, as it has been tricky for you to mix or integrate your logic and your feeling. This just in… the good news is that you will never ever be overweight for too long as nervous energy burns the necessary calories to expel the unnecessary toxins.

New Moon December 16, 2009 in Sagittarius: They may say you’re a dreamer, and they’re correct! You live for the sake of adventure, romance, and stimulation. The new moon will inspire you to look deep inside yourself and you may spend a good part just daydreaming, but it works either way. This monk type hermit time will allow you to be creative and truly aide your decision to be the person you want to be. Your challenge in this will be to control your dramatic inclinations in all your actions, which will make for an Oscar or acting award someday, but not today. Be more aware of your breath, grounded in your thoughts, serene in your heart, and use the above formula with your body language energy to effectively and clearly communicate. I will warn you – what may come up in your sexiness is bluntness as you are no good at lying to people.

Full Moon December 31, 2009 in Cancer: The Blue Moon will bring out your inner sensitive Virgs, yet outwardly you appear cool as an ice pick. The holidays have brought out your fabulous sense of values and YOU may also form close attachments to those people who are near you at this time. Don’t be shy to be shy – there are those around you who don’t know you so well, for you are learning to break out of your shell as your inner Virgie is a little more reserved and perhaps a bit timid. You are usually unusually attached to traditions and convention, but I see you being a more rocking-raucous version of your self. This is a trend that will follow you like Dorothy followed the yellow bricks on to 2010! P.S Santa Claus is coming to town with your crown!

Mercury Retrograde December 26, 2009 – Jan 15, 2010: There will be many unexpected delays and frustrations in communications; I wouldn’t sign any contracts, as there will be setbacks. It is not the primetime to make critical decisions that throw your life’s path into a maze needing to waste essential life S.O.S.’s. Use this holiday time for sincere reflection of your self, your subconscious thoughts and the way you think about things. . . No need for a big red nose ‘cuz Mercury is around for the New Year.

Quote of the month: “Constipated People Don’t Give A Sh*t…”

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Tarot card of the month: MAGICIAN

Full Moon December 2, 2009 in Gemini: You may get offered a job at hallmark, no seriously, you are so full of one liners you will make a cat cry and feel compassion. Very fairy airy and magnetic personality brings out your expressive and talkative side, holding an audience captive (or hostage). With the moon being in fellow air sign you will feel much more at ease as you encompass emotional balance, flexibility and adaptability, thanks to Gemini! You will refuse to take on responsibility under pressure at this time as you feel an invisible air of nervousness. I usually believe you hide your fears through staying active but it is a must for you to be kept busy and occupied. You will FINALLY have a sense of balance and tranquil equilibrium, tending to keep affairs harmonious and pleasant.

New Moon December 16, 2009 in Sagittarius: You will be highly adventurous, open and accepting of others despite yourself. No one is more openhearted and unbiased than you, again despite yourself. You have a positive spirit and this extends finally to people as you are a believer that everyone is essentially good, that good will triumph over evil, that dogs can live with cats, and so on. You will continue to be outgoing and eager to meet people, as you achieve success through charm and sincere efforts. This is a trend that will need to end in 2010 Libs – I feel a dehumanized version of you coming on. You will finally reconnect with your long friend that exists on the 4^th and 5^th dimension. Be a rebel, be an innovator, inspire others to seek truth and stop reading mainstream news, it’s the poison apple of our times. One bite and you will actually believe it’s true and your  perceptions will mirror the intent of media monsters… Remember, your soul is never for sale, no matter what shiny holiday baubles, trinkets, and discounts are being dangled in front of your eyes. You get what you pay for.

Full Moon December 31, 2009 in Cancer: The Blue Moon produces an idealist bender of sorts pertaining to finding a new or to renew a romantic voyage. Even when you’re feelings are at odds with your evens, it will not be complicated for you to decide what you need. You want the need of human touch so you will understand the wells of moods in others even more. I strongly suggest avoiding a family argument during a holiday party if you possibly can – they are wasted and nobody really knows what the hell they are talking about! Don’t forget to leave Santa some milk and cookies, he’ll he hungry by the time he gets to your chimney!

Mercury Retrograde December 26, 2009 – Jan 15, 2010: There will be many unexpected delays and frustrations in communications; I wouldn’t sign any contracts, as there will be setbacks. It is not the primetime to make critical decisions that throw your life’s path into a maze needing to waste essential life S.O.S.’s. Use this holiday time for sincere reflection of your self, your subconscious thoughts and the way you think about things. . . No need for a big red nose ‘cuz Mercury is around for the New Year.

Quote of the month: “I’m with the band”

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Tarot card of the month: LOVERS

Full Moon December 2, 2009 in Gemini: Well hello there, we missed you Scorpio. Its never quite the same without a joyful cheer or two from you, I tell ya.  We miss you when we have time to heal from your stings and strings. With your highly versatile and clever personality you will have a new way with people that make you very popular, and it isn’t your usual sarcastic sense of humor. Being clever has it downfalls as I see you have noticed, as your tendency to dig to the bottom of every issue makes you realize some ugly stuff. Be aware however that you may feel challenged by the Gemini moon, feeling bipolar and filled with nervous energy or hyperactivity. You are too clever and quick with words on a regular but this aspect asks you kindly to bite your tongue and cheeks.

New Moon December 16, 2009 in Sagittarius: Your power Scorpio becomes somewhat explosive with enough contradictory aloofness to piss off an entire country.  Your intentions are good however as you are just eager beaver to help others, use your mysterious care bear stare to water out the emotional storm. By 2010, you will learn to control your impulses that result in the earthquake of situations and relationships. You finally mature harnessing your unaware powerful emotional energies, and your sense of honor and loyalty will show you the way. Listen to the subtle whispers in your heart darling.

Full Moon December 31, 2009 in Cancer: Pass the tissues over here, for your new found emotional state of self-confidence needs a night of tear jerking. Your old country ways of being suspicious, defensive and jealous are kicked to the curb for a new promise land of joy and freedom. The only danger of this is that you are too receptive, or too easily influenced with your new found feelings and sexy sensations. No one will judge you, as they will jump for joy, oh boy they have been waiting along time for this transformation mutation. Your subconscious will try to protect you from your ego as it will try and take over your dreams by making you seem like you are uncool. It’s a lie, you are cooler (and hotter, pun is ALWAYS intended) than ever.  Say hi to Rudolph for me, he’ll be paying you a visit.

Mercury Retrograde December 26, 2009 – Jan 15, 2010: There will be many unexpected delays and frustrations in communications; I wouldn’t sign any contracts, as there will be setbacks. It is not the primetime to make critical decisions that throw your life’s path into a maze needing to waste essential life S.O.S.’s. Use this holiday time for sincere reflection of your self, your subconscious thoughts and the way you think about things. . . No need for a big red nose ‘cuz Mercury is around for the New Year.

Quote of the month: “Don’t you know it’s bad luck to be superstitious?”

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Tarot card of the month: HIGH PRIESTESS

Full Moon December 2, 2009 in Gemini: Hey cutie, November brought up some hard core issues on the surface and served you with enough lunch, breakfast and dinner to feed a small village in Slovenia. Usually you are very good at knowing how to sell yourself in a wide range of projects and causes. You rarely exercise caution or care, never one to shy away from taking a risk, but there is major change on the horizon my dears. Things will work out, so don’t worry.  You want to get to the top and I get that but this is a lesson of having faith in yourself, and your gorgeous spirit.

New Moon December 16, 2009 in Sagittarius: An explosive part of your personality will trigger and rapid fire. You’re quick to play your hunches and your nervous energy is so high you might be in for an amusing part of social conflict. You expect a lot from your peers and you think in long term goals, yes you mingle with people who are pessimistic, so what do you expect? Focus on yourself to make sure you’re living up to your potential; I know you care but others are not on the same page at this time. You see things in abstract ideals expecting others to likewise conform to your standards. There is much indication of hot passionate romance in this placement and things get steamy for the good and the not so.

Full Moon December 31, 2009 in Cancer: Blue Moon brings out your dreamer and visionary sides. A new sense of intuitive foresight guides you and may ignite an emotional awareness in business; you can actually sense the public trend or interests. A new business adventure brings optimism and enthusiastic nature vitalizes your feelings and emotions, and stimulates your actions, indicating an attempt to reach too high or strive for too much recognition. Just remember that you succeed most easily when you combine your intuitive skills and develop a habit of steady concentration. And tell Hanukah Harry I say L’Chaim!

Mercury Retrograde December 26, 2009 – Jan 15, 2010: There will be many unexpected delays and frustrations in communications; I wouldn’t sign any contracts, as there will be setbacks. It is not the primetime to make critical decisions that throw your life’s path into a maze needing to waste essential life S.O.S.’s. Use this holiday time for sincere reflection of your self, your subconscious thoughts and the way you think about things. . . No need for a big red nose ‘cuz Mercury is around for the New Year.

Quote of the month: “There is no shortcut to anywhere worth going”

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Tarot card of the month: WHEEL OF FORTUNE

Full Moon December 2, 2009 in Gemini: Do you keep hearing songs from the sound of music? Good… Anyways lets proceed to give you what you need Caps! The Gemini Moon makes you flexible, silly-putty like and adaptable. Your true nature will show up at your doorstep by the number of times you change your mind and your ideals. Your clever ways never get rest for you have a reputation to uphold. Its time your witty personality needs a long awaited vacay which will allow you the freedom to act as though you didn’t have a care in the world. You are an emotional puzzle that may never be solved on this plane of existence so be good to yourself and certainly to those around you.

New Moon December 16, 2009 in Sagittarius: You love becoming involved in a multiplicity of activities at this time. You give the schoolyard kids a run for their money with your quick wit. You must be aware that your words do have impact on sensitive types though, so stick to your humanitarian gut instincts as you will prevail, which will one day be the story of your success. Be willing to trust your intuitive impressions about things to guide you in the right direction. Don’t judge yourself for being so damn picky when it comes to making new friends, your instincts are invaluable. You must be patient and await the arrival of those compatible with you, and when you find yourself in the company of those people, remember to stay true to self. This is a very powerful achievement for you darling, and one that can assure a great deal of success.

Full Moon December 31, 2009 in Cancer: Blue moon.. Feel free to “feel” the truth about people, places and things. During this time, you got the capability to withdraw into yourself, establishing inner balance with peace and introspection. Your innate domestic side is down for a visit and is quite interested in your home and family life. You will seek support from your family and sympathetic relationships as you realign yourself with your inner strength. Try and enjoy the moments during the holidays and try not to over indulge in food or especially drink. Take the extra time to nourish your insecurities instead of shoving them down your intestinal tubes of shame and worry. Happy Kwanza!

Mercury Retrograde December 26, 2009 – Jan 15, 2010: There will be many unexpected delays and frustrations in communications; I wouldn’t sign any contracts, as there will be setbacks. It is not the primetime to make critical decisions that throw your life’s path into a maze needing to waste essential life S.O.S.’s. Use this holiday time for sincere reflection of your self, your subconscious thoughts and the way you think about things. . . No need for a big red nose ‘cuz Mercury is around for the New Year.

Quote of the month: “Climb every mountain, ford every stream. Follow every rainbow, till you find your dream”

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Tarot card of the month: EMPRESS

Full Moon December 2, 2009 in Gemini: Surprise!  Romantic pleasures are cooking you can smell it a mile away and it ain’t your neighbors barbequing. Someone wants you for dinner as you have completely charmed the pants of someone who desires you in such a way you have never felt before. You are magnetized with fellow air sign Gemini in the moon position which will dramatize life and yourself, often expanding and enhancing that allows you to live by your wit.

New Moon December 16, 2009 in Sagittarius: Your busy body, both physically and mentally, is the keynote of your nature at this time of space. Your personality is a friendly place, your humanitarian side is busy thinking of a plan to help our fellow man. Your deep-rooted love of truth and knowledge dislikes any deception, and you finally learn how to play the game of life and beat it at its own game. You inspire others to no longer compromise and to be more straightforward with others.  In 2010, you will have a clearer understanding of your role in the new rise of humanity.

Full Moon December 31, 2009 in Cancer: Blue Moon, you are somewhat restless because of a deep sensitivity to respond quickly to other people. You will not like being intuitive at this time as you don’t really want to know whether you are liked or disliked. Either way you are admired by your inner circle of friends, so don’t mind those who may oppose you. Just make sure to bust out your personal charm and your natural inclination for feeling out the truth before you react to them. Being optimistic is your desired approach to enjoy your holiday social gatherings, and looks like this year you are appointed to being the host, which is an actual talent of yours.

Mercury Retrograde December 26, 2009 – Jan 15, 2010: There will be many unexpected delays and frustrations in communications; I wouldn’t sign any contracts, as there will be setbacks. It is not the primetime to make critical decisions that throw your life’s path into a maze needing to waste essential life S.O.S.’s. Use this holiday time for sincere reflection of your self, your subconscious thoughts and the way you think about things. . . No need for a big red nose ‘cuz Mercury is around for the New Year.

Quote of the month: “Welcome to reality…come again soon. We are open from 9-6 daily”

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Tarot card of the month: FOOL

Full Moon December 2, 2009 in Gemini: do you know Octopus (The “Slippery Fish” Song) by Charlotte Diamond? No you say? Oh joy it goes like this “Humongous whale, humongous whale, spouting in the water, Humongous whale, humongous whale, Gulp! … Gulp! … Gulp! … BURP! Pardon me!” you did not gain weight so stop with that already. This is symbolic for big fish small pond, small fish big pond theory. I bring this to the table because the Pisces symbol features the fish swimming in opposite directions. Feeling a tab bit too indecisive, I wanted to remind you to play the chameleon role. I along with many others, know deeply that you are loved by people and the universe, and you must remember this. You will be well respected as a leader by those who are awakened in spirit and will learn to understand you instead of always opposing you.

New Moon December 16, 2009 in Sagittarius: forget about earthy, materialistic, or mundane goals as you will not be satisfied with such things, people and places. Your stride is long, as you got swagger in your step, smoothly sweeping, and unwilling to settle for less than the best. You are willing to try anything possible to achieve your goals. Your mind, spirit and hot body are like an intuitive wisdom manufacturer producing fantastic feelings for all to consume. You are a highly expansive and imperfectly satisfied fish as long as the world allows you a job to do important work

Full Moon December 31, 2009 in Cancer: Blue Moon Your feelings are deep and throbbing. You are on hawk alert to the feelings of the world and those around you, you will give them what they want before they even know they want it. In 2010 you will have the grandest opportunity to be seen in the public eye. You win them over and you will make friends lightening bolt fast because people will sense your integrity and genuine sincerity.

Mercury Retrograde December 26, 2009 – Jan 15, 2010: There will be many unexpected delays and frustrations in communications; I wouldn’t sign any contracts, as there will be setbacks. It is not the primetime to make critical decisions that throw your life’s path into a maze needing to waste essential life S.O.S.’s. Use this holiday time for sincere reflection of your self, your subconscious thoughts and the way you think about things. . . No need for a big red nose ‘cuz Mercury is around for the New Year.

Quote of the month: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTQZhPL3qtI

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Tarot card of the month: HANGED MAN

You must work overtime in being tactful even when you are telling it like it is or insisting on your own way, and you are pretty likely to get what you want out of people and make them eat it and love it. If they don’t like it, that’s too bad for them. Full Moon Taurus November 2 – You will be somewhat considerate of others, yet you always have a way of making people think you are being considerate of them when you are doing exactly as you damn well please. Make to sure to air out your weaknesses once in a while, as if you have already overcome you cocky ferret.

November 16th, The New Moon saga (not talking about twilight the movie) in Scorpio for Aries can be tricky as the two signs clash, be on the alert as it will be a turbulent time. You will feel low, you will feel high; if you’re high and secure, you’re likely to go low and jump back again. Security, comfort, and excitement are highlighted this month, perhaps. You like recognition this month, but be sure to review your intentions. If you are an artist, you will have the ability to magnetize the public, achieve some degree of fame, hopefully from a truly inner sense realized and expressed.

You are forever seeking a life that is deeply intimate and personal, yet you are expressing yourself with a mask filled with deep wells of secret things that you do not express at all – tell your friends your inner most desires in November for they are never surprised by anything you may think say or do. A new life of love and happiness is not far fetched for you Aries, the new age is upon us and it has your back. If you have kids, be nice to them; they’ll be picking out your nursing home. Single Aries will benefit by being a tad bit more open this month, and for the married my advice to you is this; Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand. Be sure to also read your rising sign as well as your sun sign, if you don’t know your rising sign check it out here http://www.clubmojan.com/astrology-reports

Quote of the month: Not everyone is out to get you, all they want to get is You off their backs!

Tarot card of the month: THE STAR

November 2 – Full Moon in Taurus will jack up your spunk, as the makeup of your sweet sign of the Bully Bull is free to be you and me. Your captivation and intestinal fortitude are second to none, hon. When you apply your mind and soul, nothing is likely to distract your attention, as you are held captive by self. You  focus with superhero powers on your work, your domestic life, and your leisure / wild nights activities. I get the feeling you prefer to avoid change at this times because you are slow to adjust and dislike being required to do so.

You make good friends in the weeks to come because you are way more honest and loyal than usual, your “tongue in cheek” diplomacy designed to humor opponents until, in the end, you have your own way. You respect authority simply because you expect someday to have it, Janet. Always remember: You’re unique, just like everyone else. You will not recognize yourself in the years to come Taurus, as we (the universe) enter the magical shift in love, so will you!

Ok warning in advance! Emotional intensities are on the rise and the ones that are covered up under your Persian rug will find a nice new home for the New Moon in Scorpio, on November 16th. You will have accents to match your rug, lamps to lighten your room of bizarre visions and creepy “what ifs.” Be sure not to insist black is black and white is white, as you will be working with colors of the rainbow. God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts.  If anyone in your life starts acting up just tell em “stupidity is not a crime, so you’re free to go.”

Your charm is contagious, as you will even woo people of your same sex, Rex. This in addition to your dramatic shimmery fairy dust, you exhibit your hidden (or not so) talents for acting and speaking. Strangely however, your personal cheerleaders will root for you from the sidelines even if you have lost contact with them. Be sure to also read your rising sign as well as your sun sign, if you don’t know your rising sign check it out here http://www.clubmojan.com/astrology-reports

Quote of the month: No need to work out this month; you get enough exercise just pushing your luck!

Tarot card of the month: QUEEN OF CUPS

November 2 – Full Moon Taurus: You have the cleverness that attracts friends and a stability that retains them as you will be very sociable and extremely outgoing. Intellectually you are impressive this month, you can have a verbal ping pong match with everyone and their mama’s too. As you are a natural conversationalist on the regular, during the full moon in Taurus you are loaded with interesting tidbits of information (this does not include gossip, Gemmy) to share. Your new found lack of pretentiousness will make it even more surprising to your friends and colleagues when you reveal your accomplishment.  During this moon you are incredibly too dashing for most people with whom you come into contact with, so be gentle on the others, will ya?

November 16 – New Moon in Scorpio brings out a sharpness, quickness and an emotional depth that makes you an exceptionally forceful, magnetic, and versatile person. Surprisingly, these exceptional traits may not necessarily make you the leader that you secretly wish to be. With all this courage and strength, you are easily persuaded and influenced, and sometimes led astray or distracted from doing what you might be thought capable of doing. Sensationalism is always appealing to you, and this is reflected in your actions, and perhaps in the friends you select, as well. As we approach the Age of Aquarius you will inherently want to align your light, body and mind with the source of all there is; Love!

You may expend a good deal of your energies chasing personal pleasures rather than keeping your nose to the grindstone. You can pursue any project with such great intensity, but never for any long periods of time. Overindulging in food, coffee, cigarettes and drive thru junkie munchies can result in problems if you aren’t careful, and you are one who is usually very careful. You will benefit greatly Gemmy from dealing with your emotional nature pulling together in the same constructive direction. Don’t believe everything you think. Do you get the feeling you’re diagonally parked in a parallel universe? Well you’re in luck this month Gemini, the universe is speaking your language! Be sure to also read your rising sign as well as your sun sign, if you don’t know your rising sign check it out here http://www.clubmojan.com/astrology-reports

Quote of the month: According to my calculations, the problem doesn’t exist. And don’t play stupid with me missy mister…

Tarot card of the month: KNIGHT OF SWORDS

Someone out there would like to be very accommodating to you as you charm with your gracious personality during the time of November 2^nd, the Full Moon in Taurus. You will come across a very charming, sensitive and adaptable individual who believes in the REAL YOU (possibly a cancer or virgo). You sometimes (only sometimes) have a little difficulty being very popular and well liked by most people, not that it REALLY matters. There’s a major shift within you that others will mirror,  so you may be able to see your beautiful self.

Mid November is nice because you seem able to handle people in a frank and straightforward manner, yet in a sweetly sugared tactful and acceptable way. Sincerity and loyalty are your two best traits and in many ways you are introspective and seem to know yourself very well. It’s a good time to accumulate wealth and make wise investments. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night! I think you will benefit greatly from the planetary and universal shift that is slowly occurring right now,  all we need is love, and love is what will be.

On November 16^th, as the New Moon is in Scorpio; Your true emotions will be on the surface and can be quite intense and somewhat dramatic in your actions during this magically mystical moon. With your Psychic magnetic appeal and commanding demeanor, you draw people, places and things to you in the political, educational, or social arena of life. You’re so lovely because you are never the type to be unkind or mean. Your deep sense of protectiveness will come out to play, mostly for your family or for those very close to you. Your romantic side is particularly interested in lavish affections.  I see you will be meeting someone this month that will give you what you need and want! Be sure to also read your rising sign as well as your sun sign, if you don’t know your rising sign check it out here http://www.clubmojan.com/astrology-reports

Quote of the month: Ask yourself this: What if the Hokey Pokey really is what its all about?

Tarot card of the month: THE TOWER

November 2nd Full Moon in Taurus: Your personality will be barbarically fierce for the good OR bad. You will have the capacity to see things with a bird’s eye view with a good deal of foresight too, boo.  No one will wonder where you stand on an issue as your inner lawyer has risen from the dead.  A possible error in judgment, thank goodness for your unconditional empathy for you naturally regroup to your innate diplomacy. You will benefit by holding your tongue with your thumb and index finger for the sake of bewildering others with your utterly honest mouthpiece. You mean well Leo, you are an earnest lion that may need to take a crack at becoming a tadpole more detached so you can see yourself a peanut size more objectively. No worries, this is just a phase as you are going through a massive transformation just like your ruler, the sun!

November 16 – New Moon in Scorpio; Oh my goodness Lioness!! Your Passion and temper have to be controlled and directed for you to achieve your goals and keep a tight lid on your volcanic eruptions. During this time, because of your mental depth, your true desires and happiness may depend on maintaining full control over your lava hot emotion. It’ll be one of those days all week. Pretty please direct your energies towards the land of the unicorns, thanks.

November 21^st onward, your natural magnetism is your automatic parking permit that allows you to be that natural leader, very confidently I might add.  In work you are boisterously alert as you act in a lickety-split moment and without ANY hesitation.  You are determined and you follow your dreams, except the one where you’re at school all naked or in your underwear. Be sure to also read your rising sign as well as your sun sign, if you don’t know your rising sign check it out here http://www.clubmojan.com/astrology-reports

Quote of the month: Next person you see (stranger included) say to them : “Pull my finger”

Tarot card of the month: 5 OF SWORDS

Its Hippie time! Fellow earth sign Taurus is in the Full Moon position on November 2^nd! You are the salt of the earth, the cream of the crop, which puts you in a materially fortunate position.  I know you have a very natural tendency to worry, but during this moon you have little to worry about!  Your mind is sharper than a Bat Cave switchblade, you will have much success dealing with being rubbed the wrong way (literally and figuratively), sliding through with little difficulty. Your nerves may flare up, but you will have speed of light reactions giving ample amount of time to think things through and bring you back into control.

Except a burst out of the blue feeling of eccentricity or at least an unconventional patch in your general behavior, you may feel ambition deficient if you give in and believe things may not flow your way.  You have the capacity to stick with any job until it is done and done right.  No worries though Virgie. You have a way with people, so just say no to “beating around the bush” as you are the champion at superintending with integrity and wisdom.  IF there’s an unfortunate situation, you know how to create a fortunate one. Your wise and practical sense will lead to success in business and in personal relationships so be on the lookout!

The New Moon in Scorpio on November 16th is perhaps be the most emotionally quiet time of the year for the Virgo breed. Expect using a strong intuition rather than logic and magic rather than hard labor. To others, you will appear near genius Virgs. You may need to literally “write it out” for people as you can prove nearly anything with floor plans, pie charts and histogram’s to show how things work.  Either way, your intellectual powers are strong, which makes you quite desirable to the opposite or desired sex.  There’s nothing sexier than a person who listens to what others have to say, and with compassionate ears like yours you would give mother Teresa a run for her money (rest her soul).

At work, go ahead and be overwhelmed…with JOY because you my little pretty are likely to be successful and valuable to your employer or business associates because of your powerful leadership qualities.  You didn’t ask to be a prince or princess but if the crown fits slap it on babes as all of us will need your leadership as the Universe shifts to a more loving age soon ahead. Being appreciated for your craft will make life and relationships much easier during this time. Be sure to also read your rising sign as well as your sun sign, if you don’t know your rising sign check it out here http://www.clubmojan.com/astrology-reports

Quote of the month: Do not play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Tarot card of the month: 4 OF WANDS

November 2 – Full Moon Taurus: Your Personality will be your greatest asset; with personal charm and attractiveness becoming paramount.  A friendly personality and the ability to put your personality across make people like you very much.  The emotional balance, courtesy and friendliness of Libra blends well with the stability, firmness, determination, and set purpose of Taurus. You are naturally easygoing, even slow in getting started along lines of major activity, yet you possess ability for sound judgment that assures practical results.  You’ll look for shortcuts and efficient ways of doing things to avoid wasting energy.  Despite looking for that easier way, you have a strong determination to get the job done.

November 16 – New Moon in Scorpio and Your superb logic and analytical abilities are wrapped in a wave of emotionalism.  You will have a Sherlock Holmes approach to things.  Sneaking up on a question, figuring out what exactly you desire to achieve, and pouncing on it like a hungry slutty kitty cat with full force.  You are a born rebel, a cheerleader AND soldier for the underdog, always on the side of change for the better which WILL serve ALL OF US well as we move through a bit of a battle with those that would rather build walls, extort and eradicate rather than be love, be loved and educate . Don’t worry tho, in the long-term we will survive, thrive and be joyous to be alive as an age of true love begins for ALL (age of Aquarius).  On November 22^nd you will be more enthusiast than usual in all matters, and have little time for people that pussy foot around and seem to not listen to the silence!

In business, your personality is a great asset, as you know how to get along with people extraordinarily well. You avoid doing the wrong thing since you have control over emotional impulses. I’ve noticed there is much romanticism in your nature as your happiness seems depend upon intimate validation and or lasting romantic unions these days.  Try focusing on your other talents such as drawing, painting or your deep interest in art and music.  There will be opportunities to bliss out and appreciate the finer things as your sense of balance and equilibrium align themselves as we speak.  Get ready for more peace and security in life, Libra. Be sure to also read your rising sign as well as your sun sign, if you don’t know your rising sign check it out here http://www.clubmojan.com/astrology-reports

Quote of the month: Pain is inevitable misery is optional.

Tarot card of the month: EIGHT OF WANDS

Happy Birthday Scorpie!!! On November 2 during the Full Moon in Taurus your maze of a mind is occupied with the realities of the here and now precisely in this moment of time and space.   There is little or no tolerance for synthetic ideals or cheesiness in this moment my dearest. Its about time to thank the universe for you really start to think and act in the grandest and highest of manners. You are fierce and will have extra magic juice strength-mojo in your magnetic personality.  One couldn’t even pay for your determination and intensity of purpose in life, Scorpio, which is perfect as YOU are needed to fight for integrity, goodness and overall betterment of humanity as we rise above our currently troubled times and move into a much needed age of love for ALL of us.  Yay for the Age of Aquarius Scorpio, time to use that stinger for the good of all mankind lovee!

On November 16^th you will exhibit a terrific creative force in your nature for the New Moon in Scorpio. Okay so you may be extra extra extra emotional, but no worries it will all be low pro as you have the most natural ability to conceal or hide your feelings. For work sweetiepops, your persistence is golder than an oscar, not to mention obsessively, precise and fantasy world capacity for your good work. You are a real whiz kid, kid, many friends and family members will come to YOU for advice so be ready, Freddie.

Your powerful sex drive will have your partner in full submission hold style surrendering, it will require miraculous amount of self-discipline for you not to dominate.  You seem to have picked up a sort of “bring them to their knees” attitude at the grocery or mega-mart (stay away from those BTW, they opress poor people allover our beautiful globe) or somewhere lately. Hope you kept the receipt you need a refund!! Your devotion is quite admiral, you are capable of ginormous trailer loads of loyalty.  You have been trying very hard to be very strong and being a bit more tactful. Pat your self on the back, that rules!  But honey bunz, don’t “try” so hard, it’s in you, just let it out and it’s soo much easier to BE you.

Keep up the good work as your vanity actually suits you quite well since you are so humble in your approach and it really is just to please others more than yourself… How do you do that?  Your romantic relationships have been hard for you because you chose partners that challenge you only in return to subconsciously challenge yourself.  Seems like you keep them in your life as a measuring cup of sorts to tally up how you’ve been doing.  No need, no more Scorp, that’s what the metaphorical mirror is for, so go on, take a look… Tell me what you see and are too afraid to see.  There, sigh, you’re not so bad.  Wow, you’re actually pretty amazing.  The only reason you have a bad rap is for having that damn stinging tail of yours.  I know you don’t WANT to use it but it’s your “break in case of emergency” button. Be nice with it though as society already sucks.  Be sure to also read your rising sign as well as your sun sign, if you don’t know your rising sign check it out here http://www.clubmojan.com/astrology-reports

Quote of the month: Conserve water – Shower with a friend…It could be worse. What if sex was fattening?

Tarot card of the month: SEVEN OF CUPS

Oooh! You’re in the mood for love!  Your ‘old school’ romantic self woke up from its nappy nap and is now ready for a swim in the deepest ocean of cuddles. Expect to feel extra loyal and devoted for most of November.

November 2 during the Full Moon in Taurus you may have a little too much faith in particular people.  Bring back a bit of that lost questioning nature, your instincts are sound and you intrinsically know the truth, just fight for it as we need you in this stormy end of an age and moving into a loving age for ALL, Aquarius.  Most of the time, people respond to you as you had hoped and expected they would which is nice, just don’t get too cozy as things are not as they seem.  Bring the passion tiger-cuddles, eventually you will be on cloud nine and you don’t want anyone pooping up your air balloon ride when it comes your way.  I assure you it will come, so don’t really let it get you down if anyone is being ugly or unkind.  Always remember, criticism is usually the criticizer’s insecurity in themselves, but when it is valid, you must use it for the greatest growth you can achieve love.  It still may be harder to handle this week but I have faith you will come out of this eh okay.

As the New Moon in Scorpio on November 16^th comes around you will know what you want and you know exactly how to get “it”. Set your mind to it and you will be the last standing in a throw-down, but do debate rather than violate since we are all ONE n the grand scheme.  It doesn’t hurt that you have a built in optimism and determination-vending machine; a combo any opponent will succumb to.  Your subtle, clever, strategic mind can be touch one to beat a foe in any arena of life, even if you avoid conflict to succeed.

Use your emotional and spiritual energy wisely Saggie, don’t forget to get out into nature, hug a tree and express your gratitude for the oxygen it provides for you daily.  I guess it wouldn’t hurt if you would take into consideration the opinions of a well-trusted male this month as you’re due for a heart to heart.  The masculine energy is wonderful for guidance on emotional control (right ladies?!) as your reactions may be a bit left field November 22^nd to the 26^th. Be sure to also read your rising sign as well as your sun sign, if you don’t know your rising sign check it out here

Quote of the month: Don’t feel so bad, I once almost had a psychic boyfriend but he left me before we met.

Tarot card of the month: EIGHT OF CUPS

With the fellow earth sign in the Full Moon of Taurus, your overcast days may brighten up for a few starting November 2nd. Your optimism is gorgeous like your face, you really believe things will work out for the best, and they will. You have little difficulty maintaining a focus on your goals, and you continue to work toward them with a special ambitious persistence of will. With the rare event of you being excited like a cheerleader, you very much enjoy problem solving this month. Try and be a little more flexible in your approach but make realistic evaluation of conditions, this will help you become a stronger and awesomer individual.

I think that the New Moon in Scorpio on November 16^th will bring up issues surrounding inner pride and your ultimate fave, your own self-respect.  A very reserved individual, you may call your friend to persuade you that you are wrong about something you bet your life on, but don’t be so quick to second guess yourself, just make the choice that feels best from all angles.  Strangely, you will use the ol’ tactic of appearing not to understand what someone is saying strategically this month, even if it is clear as day to you. The closer we get to 2012, the more relieved you will be, more info on December’s scopes!

On the whole, you have much integrity and are very honorable but for some strange reason you have a reputation for being manipulative.  It very well can be your extreme feelings of passion you feel on the inside, but you should remain controlled and calm on the outside if possible.  People will wonder about your mysterious essence this month. You are attuned to others emotions, yet capable of remaining detached, which um hello makes you good listener who is capable of giving the BEST advice in the world! Anyways, if they have a problem with it just tell everyone that you love Uranus.  Be sure to also read your rising sign as well as your sun sign, if you don’t know your rising sign check it out here

Quote of the month: Adrenalin is your drug of choice.

Tarot card of the month: THE MAGICIAN

November 2^nd Full Moon Taurus; It’s a good thing you don’t annoy others with your issues and anxieties, but why is it that when others need you, you drop everything and save the day?  So cool of you kid.  Change a life; make someone feel important…start to ‘get’ it more.  You can always tell them to stop global whining, y’know.  Not to mention you’re quite gracious and you generally like people and especially love being around them.  Just know that this will only get better as we move into your age, Aquarius.  You’ll feel more comfortable than ever and just maybe your self-sufficiency makes you feel that you don’t need to impress anyone, ANYMORE.  What a relief huh?  You have all it takes to make it to the “top” of whatever game you are playing in life. Your true happiness during the Taurus moon is contingent upon peace and harmony at home life. Jot that down so you don’t forget.

The New Moon in Scorpio on November 16^th is when you command your respect and privacy. Respect. You have a healthy grasp on boundaries and those who cross your yellow police barricade invisible tapelines.  Your personality is very strong, and you possess tremendous powers for good or for constructiveness if you can only keep your emotional impulses under mental control. Aquarius there’s no need to get your own way; you’re already a commander in chief. As the chief of commanding, your first order of duty is to never expect anything from anyone that you yourself are not willing to do.

As far as finances go, you are not a natural superficial, so don’t pay your Visa with your MasterCard. There is little that you cannot accomplish as far being abundant goes. Your creativity and individuality of purpose will light that dark tunnel road to success. Be sure to also read your rising sign as well as your sun sign, if you don’t know your rising sign check it out here

Quote of the month: No soup for you..

Tarot card of the month: SIX OF SWORDS

On November 2^nd, The Full Moon Taurus brings out your sensitivity sugar; you are on target with others’ feelings and sensitivities, and ouch, it stings a bit. But it’s a good thing as that sting is helping heal those close to you and you are using your gifts to help heal yourself and others during a crucial time for mankind.  We are moving into the lovely age of Aquarius where your compassion and sensitivity will be rewarded.   I must add that your chill demeanor will allow you to take things in stride, as though all is well in the aquarium of life, because thanks to people like you willing to help rather than try to hurt, we’ll all be ok. Make sure to express yourself to a loved so you the burden does not build up in your pure heart.

Approaching November 16^th, prepare your mind as you have a goal, to start something, you truly possess the perfect energy for the project and will eventually guide you on a path to reach your overall goals. Your possibilities are infinite as your deep intuitive impressions provide ‘the signs’. Make sure you keep your master plan under wraps for a while until the magic happens. In relationships, you may be prone to extremes in moods and feelings. Be objective so there are no major problems with your intimates.

One way of another you will produce something brilliant this month with your natural talent, be it in an artistic or musical sense. Your social attitude this month; be open regardless of your empathic ways, you will come across a very beneficial contact. The ocean is the limit as the success is a wide range of endeavors, most likely creatively.

Be sure to also read your rising sign as well as your sun sign, if you don’t know your rising sign check it out here

Quote of the month: Do not believe in miracles – rely on them.

Tarot card of the month: PAGE OF SWORDS

Instead of the usual bitchery October brings, use your wit and learn to go with it. You’ll have fun this time around like that wild cow-child you are deep down inside. When the pressure is on, you may feel like lashing out – instead, use that steam to crack a joke at your own expense. It will eventually really be your Pillsbury reward Cookie Monster.

Full Moon in Aries October 4th – be prepared to show the big boys what you’ve got, your soul is on fire and you will wanna play with firecrackers while figure skate dancing! You have this itty-bitty voice like a little leprechaun living inside you saying, “you have a very golden bright future.” To say we know anything for sure creates blockages to infinite possibilities and perceptions. One step at a time boo, things have a way of needing a process… step by step by step… etcetera

The new moon October 18th increases your aptitude for throwing a 4 alarm temper tantrum. Use this energy wisely and creatively because if you resist confronting your cute demons you will be at risk of being embarrassed and exposed (your worst naked nightmare come true). Lord knows you don’t love that, ha ha, so use the new moon to extinguish your anguish during that special time when unicorns fly over the starry light skies.

Quote of the month: Try being a vegan for ONE day.

Suggested Halloween costume: an Elf… or a Leprechaun (whichever you’re comfier with)

Good karma deed of the month: Tell a friend about: http://psychicslut.com

Tarot card of the month: THE STAR

Hello again my friend…I see you followed my guidance last month, yes? Let’s see, that means you did somersaults and back flips so you’d remember that you weren’t the only one living on this plane of existence. Good girl/boy!

This month’s challenge should be a cinch compared to last – you don’t have the novelty or choice of being passive nor aggressive or passive/aggressive/compulsive/destructive. How about try… NONE OF THE ABOVE. The goal for October is to tackle it all head on, minus the usual bullhorns up the butt approach. Be gentle dolphin heart, you won’t be able to appear “cool” this month even if you try. Know your audience per se, I have a strong feeling you will get crowds of tear jerkees. In fact, I wish I could be a fly in the auditorium wall for the Full Moon in eclectic Aries on October 4th.

Try not to be too impulsive the days that follow October 14th – Mars is in control and many other signs will not be able to keep up with your libido. The new moon on October 18th is like a happy meal for you that day – instead of a ridiculously unusable plastic toy treat, you may have the real deal. YES, I am talking ‘bout that good ol’ thing called amoré… Love… The Mmmm, the yummy kind that brings goose bumping butterfly heart whispers you frequently desire.

Quote of the month: Pigs fib, don’t be a fig.

Suggested Halloween costume: Children’s costume (the package including the poorly made plastic mask you can barely breathe in from Target)

Good karma deed of the month: Tell a friend about: http://psychicslut.com

Tarot card of the month: THE CHARIOT

You probably didn’t like being called a crack head last month, (especially fellow Gemini Kanye West, a.k.a. the gay fish) but it didn’t feel good saying it either. It did do yah some good tho, and good is what you’ll get this month Gemmy! As long as we’re in Libra you are safe at home plate like Ricky Henderson. It would help if you cut down on reading celebrity gossip magazines, too☮.

Try being an empath for one day. You must feel what others are feeling, give it a try, and then offer up to them whatever they may need. This will be a wonderful experience as well as an opportunity for spiritual awakening, much worth exchange for a little bit of pain for an infinite amount of pleasure, no measure.

Your creativity and talent keep putting you in positions of potential greatness. The King would definitely say “grow some chops and jam a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich in your soul now then there.” Well, listen to the King, do ‘your thing’ with everything you’ve got in you and you’ll operate from a place higher than you would have ever imagined. Just remember to be humble and stay hungry you lone wolf hooker, hunter and gatherer. When you’ve got talent, you need real friends in your life or the vultures will descend, my friend.

Quote of the month: Pet a ferret.

Suggested Halloween costume: You and your twin go as Mario and Luigi

Good karma deed of the month: Tell a friend about: http://psychicslut.com

Tarot card of the month: TEN OF PENTACLES