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Full Moon December 2, 2009 in Gemini: do you know Octopus (The “Slippery Fish” Song) by Charlotte Diamond? No you say? Oh joy it goes like this “Humongous whale, humongous whale, spouting in the water, Humongous whale, humongous whale, Gulp! … Gulp! … Gulp! … BURP! Pardon me!” you did not gain weight so stop with that already. This is symbolic for big fish small pond, small fish big pond theory. I bring this to the table because the Pisces symbol features the fish swimming in opposite directions. Feeling a tab bit too indecisive, I wanted to remind you to play the chameleon role. I along with many others, know deeply that you are loved by people and the universe, and you must remember this. You will be well respected as a leader by those who are awakened in spirit and will learn to understand you instead of always opposing you.

New Moon December 16, 2009 in Sagittarius: forget about earthy, materialistic, or mundane goals as you will not be satisfied with such things, people and places. Your stride is long, as you got swagger in your step, smoothly sweeping, and unwilling to settle for less than the best. You are willing to try anything possible to achieve your goals. Your mind, spirit and hot body are like an intuitive wisdom manufacturer producing fantastic feelings for all to consume. You are a highly expansive and imperfectly satisfied fish as long as the world allows you a job to do important work

Full Moon December 31, 2009 in Cancer: Blue Moon Your feelings are deep and throbbing. You are on hawk alert to the feelings of the world and those around you, you will give them what they want before they even know they want it. In 2010 you will have the grandest opportunity to be seen in the public eye. You win them over and you will make friends lightening bolt fast because people will sense your integrity and genuine sincerity.

Mercury Retrograde December 26, 2009 – Jan 15, 2010: There will be many unexpected delays and frustrations in communications; I wouldn’t sign any contracts, as there will be setbacks. It is not the primetime to make critical decisions that throw your life’s path into a maze needing to waste essential life S.O.S.’s. Use this holiday time for sincere reflection of your self, your subconscious thoughts and the way you think about things. . . No need for a big red nose ‘cuz Mercury is around for the New Year.

Quote of the month: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTQZhPL3qtI

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Tarot card of the month: HANGED MAN