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Full Moon December 2, 2009 in Gemini: The spirits of famous deceased Gemmies will come back to play (John F. Kennedy & Marilyn Monroe) – they are a part of the master plan and will use their Gemini powers very wisely and precisely, creating high voltage electricity. Not steady smooth electricity, but rather static charges bouncing from one place to another, constantly active. Take a life long vacation from idle icon worshipping of the golden calf, your power is sacred and you are giving it away faster than an all you-can-eat buffet. Break free of the illusions society has set forth in all forms of curriculums, particularly the instant-gratification nation. You are addicted to looking at anything, everything and everyone but yourself. Looking in the mirror-mirror on the wall should be liberating, not the question of whose the fairest of them all. Your reflection is beautiful, so open for your mind to your inner beauty and unmask yourself from the ideals set by the media’s sub-standard ideology of self.

New Moon December 16, 2009 in Sagittarius: This is a sublime time for you because your uncontrollable personality is super-charged with the desire for intellectual freedom, travel, adventure, and your Never-Ending story. You are frank, honest, restless, and quite open to break on through to the other side as Jim Morrison would advise you. You are the type that knows a little bit about many things and you’re sure to have an opinion about any subject that comes up. Oddly enough, though your knowledge tends to be rather superficial, your quick wit and gift for oratory makes you a master-debater to be reckoned with. Your droll personality, quicksilverness of mind, and facility of thought will take you to far, far away new dimensions you never knew existed. Being social is highlighted with pinkie-swear pinkness as your unconventional conversation skills are admired and digested, so be true to you Boo.

Full Moon December 31, 2009 in Cancer: The magical Blue Moon will bring forth your high-tide and high-wire walker emotional nature. Your mind is filled with extra curricular stimuli and fascinations; you will be on the lookout for experiences, romance and revolutionary ideas to store for winter’s incubation. Keeping your mind focused is the skeleton-key to controlling an ever-present problem with nervous tension. But when you dwell on personal issues and petty problems, you may find yourself becoming progressively more subject to tension-towers of daytime soapy-soap drama. You tap into your personal matrix and life purpose at this time, as you are required to attain peace, quiet, and stability in your life. Unfortunately, domestic stability doesn’t come effortlessly for you unless you can stop thinking with your Emo-tions. Just because you sometimes know what is going on in the minds of others and you have little difficulty predicting their actions doesn’t mean you are always accurate. Jingle all the way to your noblest Noel!

Mercury Retrograde December 26, 2009 – Jan 15, 2010: There will be many unexpected delays and frustrations in communications; I wouldn’t sign any contracts, as there will be setbacks. It is not the primetime to make critical decisions that throw your life’s path into a maze needing to waste essential life S.O.S.’s. Use this holiday time for sincere reflection of your self, your subconscious thoughts and the way you think about things. . . No need for a big red nose ‘cuz Mercury is around for the New Year.

Quote of the month: “If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic”

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Tarot card of the month: TOWER