You give goat herders a run for their money this month Cappies! You bang to the beat of your own drum, and I mean literally! Slow the pace down will ya? You don’t need to prove sh*t to no man, you are perfectly imperfect as you are. Ask yourself why you may think you need to “change” just because others can’t keep up with you. Contrary to popular belief you are not responsible for the masses well being, just your own. FOR NOW.
Orange and purple will be your bff for the first week of September (don’t worry watch for the signs, you’ll figure out what I mean) and golden yellow for the remainder of the month. Try your best not to indulge, slow down the monkey parade (the universe will provide the whistle) and try something a little more natural like chamomile tea and tennis (maybe).
Be patient with that one person who talks WAY TOO SLOWLY, they’re trying to spit it out before you make an excuse to run for the hills. You may need to have excessive sex on the 19th of September, you’ll see why ; )
Make a business card that says: “all you can eat buffet style lover” with your celly number on it.
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