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Full Moon December 2, 2009 in Gemini: You have been living in the 4^th dimension for quite some time now. We hope it went well for you, as it’s nice to take a break from all the lower levels of sewage energy. It was supple yet highly noticeable as your angels gently popped your air balloon of whimsical gallivant. You may feel like a PH-Balanced instinctual magnet-machine, which on a good day will enhance your intuition fruition. Flexibility and adaptability are your strengths and sometimes your weakness as well. You are tuned in to your singy-songy world notes and always eager to please with your warm and fuzzy ease-tease. You enjoy social events and really hate feeling that you have been left out of any group. Your feelings are susceptible to unnecessary hurt and until you learn not to let it happen, you’ll find yourself in a fuming turmoil. Even if you don’t let it show, internally, you’re never very sure of yourself, hence why you crabs have more than two legs to stand on and can walk more than just this way.

New Moon December 16, 2009 in Sagittarius: The fiery new moon brings you a more sociable demeanor which will define you as a “free spirit” of the highest dimension (the 96% of undiscovered universe in our infinite-loving galaxy will become your new bff). Let the Sagittarian fires be what roasts your chestnuts – fireplaces are magical, but the mesmerizing New Moon fire is this holiday’s new security blankie.

Full Moon December 31, 2009 in Cancer: The Blue Moon’s double dosage of Cancer intensifies the inherent traits of the sign and will produce an X marking the spot to your treasure map of feelings. You are an extremely emotional sandwich with a side of aloofness, so you may feel that you are being overdone and sent back to the kitchen too many times. It’s not that you’re self-centered to feel this way, but for some strange reason you’re not coming across positively-cooked to others. Please try your hardest to not be super duper outdatedly suspicious of people as it takes a minute to win your seal of approval and confidence. Marriage or stability is on the membrane and you will go gourmet to concrete-complete an ever-evolving relationship. You will finally put aside your protective turtle shell, so you may be the soul mate and old-fashioned romantic you truly are. You have sympathy and compassion during one of your holiday dinners and this will stop you from throwing turkey, stuffing, and pumpkin pie in your uncle’s eye.

Mercury Retrograde December 26, 2009 – Jan 15, 2010: There will be many unexpected delays and frustrations in communications; I wouldn’t sign any contracts, as there will be setbacks. It is not the primetime to make critical decisions that throw your life’s path into a maze needing to waste essential life S.O.S.’s. Use this holiday time for sincere reflection of your self, your subconscious thoughts and the way you think about things. . . No need for a big red nose ‘cuz Mercury is around for the New Year.

Quote of the month: “Don’t wish for it…work for it”

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Tarot card of the month: THE DEVIL